Hi my name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth and I have long mahogany brown hair with blonde streaks and white tips that reaches my mid-back and firy brown eyes like god’s judgment and a lot of people tell me I look like Job (AN: if u don’t know who he is then god be with you!). I’m not related to Lot but I wish I was because he’s a paragon of saintly virtue. I’m a demigod but my body is mortal. I have dark brown skin. I’m also a miracle worker, and I work miracles in the Euphrates region. I’m a Jew (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hot weather clothing. I love Forever21 and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black yarmulka with matching lace around it and a black leather tallit , pink robes and black sandals. I was wearing the makeup of my father’s love for his people. I was walking outside Judea. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Romans stared at me. I wished them a long and prosperous life.
Glad i'm not the only one, Greek mythology is fascinating. But also listening to my pastor dissect Jesus' sassiness is incredible. Like he was a bad bitch (God forgive me if this is blasphemy), he was totally burning the Pharisees one comment at a time. It's hilarious once you know how to decipher the blandly written gospels (no offense mark, Matthew, Luke, and John)
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· 7 years ago
My Jesus
Supernatural
And Percy Jackson
...Yep heaven
Most of us like Greek mythology because how relatable the gods are, right? They argue, make one another mad, have sex with who ever, whenever, and are selfish (not all of them of course). They are like us, but this is why they aren't real. How could we give and trust our lives in someone that is on our level? Yes, they have powers and control over a certain element, but because there are so many gods, it proves that they aren't all powerful. A true God is all powerful, knowing, and righteous. If that God wasn't these things, then that God would be much closer to our level. The body we were given when we had our first birth wants a god to be on our level so then we could lift ourselves higher, but we can't do that. We aren't God. There is only one true God and his name is Jesus Christ. He's the only one with all authority and power. If you deny yourself and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, you will be given a new life.
Can we really trust a being that we can't relate with to make the right decisions? Can something so superior to us really understand our values? Vote Olympus
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· 7 years ago
Can people just stop downvoting my opinions?
There's no answer for that either
Who do you think? Literally only two people in this chain of comments.
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· 7 years ago
There are a lot of people commenting about religion, but only one talking about beliefs and that's Nichole and only 2 people agreed with her and I was one of them...
Well I'm not shoving anything in anyone's faces, you don't even have to read it for all I care
And I wasn't even TALKING TO YOU
Dude..why
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· 7 years ago
People on here are delusional
It's not even arguable anymore
Honestly, the truth is somewhere
But nobody can make you believe anything I know I'm not trying to because I'm not a damn idiot
Do you what you want, it's not my business, all I did was agree THATS ALL
You're getting quite defensive over my statement. I'm trying to be polite about the issue. Would you rather I be rude and inconsiderate?
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· 7 years ago
It happens all the time
You were inconsiderate when directed your comment to the wrong people
And yes I am getting defensive, I'm not a person who will deny something, the reason I'm feeling offended is because I'm actually being accused of something that I didn't do? Maybe that's why?
Ive had this running with people before and it gets nowhere honestly, it's pointless and senseless
Bottom line, I wasn't pushing any beliefs on anyone, yes I do believe in God and I am a Catholic but I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Nicole because what she said was true TO ME it doesn't have to be to you
Can we drop this and have a nice Saturday?
Thanks
You could've let this drop if you had just left it alone. Instead you dragged it out. Do not be putting full blame on me when it takes at least two parties for an argument to form.
heirofiron chill dude nobody was pushing their beliefs on anyone, there's this thing called freedom of speech and freedom of religion, and that's exactly was happening, we weren't attacking anybody but obviously you feel attacked, my apologies
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· 7 years ago
You're full of it
Don't throw comments in the air if you can't take the response, it's simple
Did you expect someone to just say "Ok, will do"?
No it doesn't work that way
Bless your heart
I own so many books on iTunes it's ridiculous
Supernatural
And Percy Jackson
...Yep heaven
You got my upvote
RESPECT
There's no answer for that either
And I wasn't even TALKING TO YOU
Dude..why
It's not even arguable anymore
Honestly, the truth is somewhere
But nobody can make you believe anything I know I'm not trying to because I'm not a damn idiot
Do you what you want, it's not my business, all I did was agree THATS ALL
You were inconsiderate when directed your comment to the wrong people
And yes I am getting defensive, I'm not a person who will deny something, the reason I'm feeling offended is because I'm actually being accused of something that I didn't do? Maybe that's why?
Ive had this running with people before and it gets nowhere honestly, it's pointless and senseless
Bottom line, I wasn't pushing any beliefs on anyone, yes I do believe in God and I am a Catholic but I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Nicole because what she said was true TO ME it doesn't have to be to you
Can we drop this and have a nice Saturday?
Thanks
Don't throw comments in the air if you can't take the response, it's simple
Did you expect someone to just say "Ok, will do"?
No it doesn't work that way
Bless your heart