jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Save the economy! 1 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Don’t look up (2021)
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Fap and laugh 30 comments
jensensbooty · 13 weeks ago
I’m ashamed of who I was 4 years ago
Canadian Thanksgiving eh? 24 comments
jensensbooty · 14 weeks ago
It’s October???
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Meet soup [taking home a stray to protect it from hurricane ida] 4 comments
jensensbooty · 17 weeks ago
Soup is so cute!!!
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a squirrel hijacked my brain 6 comments
jensensbooty · 24 weeks ago
Hold on… none of what you said makes sense. You only have 2 kidneys unless you had kidney failure and have 2 functioning kidneys. The lungs have 2 and 3 lobes, your left being smaller and missing a lobe to accommodate the heart, and it is impossible to have negative body fat. Wtf is going on
kinda 4 comments
jensensbooty · 30 weeks ago
Lol and this fails to take into consideration immigrants. My parents ain’t getting nothing from their parents
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Yes 2 comments
jensensbooty · 30 weeks ago
I wasn’t nervous but he was
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Bredn buddr is the American way 14 comments
jensensbooty · 32 weeks ago
California
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Bredn buddr is the American way 14 comments
jensensbooty · 32 weeks ago
??? This is not how I talk
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Be kind to the boys 10 comments
jensensbooty · 33 weeks ago
Good job!!
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Daily dose of history, part 14 3 comments
jensensbooty · 34 weeks ago
You sure that’s not his mom?
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I’m blind now 10 comments
jensensbooty · 37 weeks ago
Fuck LED headlights all my homies hate LED headlights
Finally some good f*cking news (GoFundMe for Harassed Holiday Inn Employee surpasses 130k) 6 comments
jensensbooty · 37 weeks ago
The Quartering bro? Oh no, better look into this
The difference is as obvious as seeing John Cena 3 comments
jensensbooty · 38 weeks ago
LOL hot tub streamers
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Let the cats use cutlary 8 comments
jensensbooty · 39 weeks ago
I know people think that Woodrow Wilson is the worst. What did Buchanan do?
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Rekt n00b 5 comments
jensensbooty · 39 weeks ago
Are car chases replacing this primal form of entertainment?
*vaccinates rapidly...* 11 comments
jensensbooty · 40 weeks ago
Mississippi is pure underdeveloped
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*vaccinates rapidly...* 11 comments
jensensbooty · 40 weeks ago
They hate us cuz they ain’t us
I am truly blessed 1 comments
jensensbooty · 42 weeks ago
I hope people realize that if you are actually following Christianity’s teachings that this is exactly how it should be
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Tbh I'd wear it 2 comments
jensensbooty · 42 weeks ago
I love this
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Could have given to the people who are actually needy 1 comments
jensensbooty · 43 weeks ago
You could tell his name was photoshopped on
*smirk* 3 comments
jensensbooty · 43 weeks ago
What is this fiction
Exponential eaten Kookabura 1 comments
jensensbooty · 45 weeks ago
The Boys
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Voted NO on orange today. VOTE HIM OUT ???? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 47 weeks ago
A little late to the party bud
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Yeet 16 comments
jensensbooty · 49 weeks ago
And have the ice in my water slosh up and drench my face? No thank you
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