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jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Meanwhile in Madrid, someone sculpted the Venus de Milo out of snow 5 comments
jensensbooty · 13 hours ago
They definitely modernized it to cultural beauty standards
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Doctor Phil logic 2 comments
jensensbooty · 14 hours ago
Watch Big Joel’s video on the cult of dr.
Phil and MyLittleThoughtTree’s video on his video, really sheds light to doctor Phil
Just out for a skate, North Ireland, circa 1972 2 comments
jensensbooty · 3 days ago
Sunday Bloody Sunday
Jesus was passive-aggressive 5 comments
jensensbooty · 3 days ago
Fact check?
You don't need your phone box 5 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Resale value?
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rovvin 6 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Rock lobster
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This was a clusterf*ck 10 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Haunting of Hill House?
It’s nobody’s business sometimes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Absolutely I’m butthurt
It’s nobody’s business sometimes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Shut up
Relatable 1 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
And then I stay up until 1 am
Covid testemmiter 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
I think that’s our network lmao my dad did that
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The reboot we all need 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
This movie is the best
I lurve you 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
Looks like The Triplets of Belleville
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Imma need you to replace the cake ink 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
Run
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Be indispensable 7 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
True dat
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I’ll throw up over myself before doing this 4 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
At that point I’m just trying to throw up lol
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You just gave the gift of pupper, ma'am 8 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
I think he started recording after she said the racist stuff
Hey, how you doing? Me: 1 comments
jensensbooty · 8 weeks ago
She was insufferable in this role
Distorting Map of Countries With the Most COVID-19 Cases Over 3 Months 8 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
*Reported COVID-19 cases
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Scattering departed unruly Wildcat 1 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Ah I see you’re on the quarter system as well
Cyberpunk dystopia 1 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
*Cyberpunk 2077 theme song plays*
Effort 35 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
Ouchie
Oh, it’s not ending Dec. 31 1 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
Haha 2020 bad
Good mates 2 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
God I wish that was me
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I could watch it 4 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
One of my favorite movies