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Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
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A very interesting writing on the hypothetical truth behind heaven 24 comments
jensensbooty · 1 day ago
Sounds more like... idk hell? It’s all the things God told you not to do?
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The face of a god 3 comments
jensensbooty · 1 day ago
I loved this show!
This hit me 12 comments
jensensbooty · 1 day ago
Ouch!
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Imagine 61 comments
jensensbooty · 1 day ago
But he was using a metaphor????
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You can work here and still have your dignity. - Denmark, probably 45 comments
jensensbooty · 2 days ago
Unions suck in the US. They cover peoples asses who don’t do their jobs
Momma had a good message 20 comments
jensensbooty · 4 days ago
I was just going to say this ^^^
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Colorado 8 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
A win win for everybody
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Agent natasha 3 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
2, 3, and 4 were the best hairstyles
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Hot 1 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Such a great movie
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RIP 1 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
*jefferson davis
Truth to be told... Red Forman was the man 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Ok boomer
Beer is better than Jesus 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Jesus taught you how to have sex? I’d very much like to know plz and thank you
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Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
If a college student really wants wine, we’ll get boxed wine, two buck chuck, or anything under $10. Not $20 for one bottle. It’s fair to say you have more means than other college students if you’re purchasing $20 bottles of wine. Idk why you had to turn it into a race thing. I’m a college student myself and know the average cost for alcohol, there was no commentary on her race or what she “should” be drinking, only that her choice is out of the norm and generalized as a college students who has more money than others
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Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Huh????? $20 for a bottle of wine is pretty expensive. College students will spend $20 on some vodka to get fuckin trashed, not sip on it like some classy person.
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Impossible 3 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
What
Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Rich college student being rich college student
Oh.. Ohhhhhh 37 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Courage
A little snippet of reality. 4 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I understand your thought process then
Mario got a whole lot real. 6 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Are you seriously ok. Do you wanna talk about it?
A little snippet of reality. 4 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Oof. We’ve got the next Friedrich Nietzsche over here, on funsubstance. Astounding
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Took 8 months for me to realize this sign has the word "invisible" in it 5 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
70% of disabilities are to the eye
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Young seth macfarlane, 1999 6 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
No
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One of the time when DC is better than Marvel 17 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Sad thing is they’re both bad actors :(
What kind of man turns down free s%x? 10 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
A Christian man
Fixed it for you guys 8 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
You know what really surprised me though? Someone speaking in broken English about how they were annoyed at Mexicans speaking Spanish at them and saying they need to learn English