jensensbooty
Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope
A very interesting writing on the hypothetical truth behind heaven 24 comments
jensensbooty
· 1 day ago
Sounds more like... idk hell? It’s all the things God told you not to do?
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Beer is better than Jesus 2 comments
jensensbooty
· 1 week ago
Jesus taught you how to have sex? I’d very much like to know plz and thank you
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Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty
· 1 week ago
If a college student really wants wine, we’ll get boxed wine, two buck chuck, or anything under $10. Not $20 for one bottle. It’s fair to say you have more means than other college students if you’re purchasing $20 bottles of wine. Idk why you had to turn it into a race thing. I’m a college student myself and know the average cost for alcohol, there was no commentary on her race or what she “should” be drinking, only that her choice is out of the norm and generalized as a college students who has more money than others
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Malia 13 comments
jensensbooty
· 1 week ago
Huh????? $20 for a bottle of wine is pretty expensive. College students will spend $20 on some vodka to get fuckin trashed, not sip on it like some classy person.
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A little snippet of reality. 4 comments
Mario got a whole lot real. 6 comments
A little snippet of reality. 4 comments
jensensbooty
· 2 weeks ago
Oof. We’ve got the next Friedrich Nietzsche over here, on funsubstance. Astounding
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One of the time when DC is better than Marvel 17 comments
Fixed it for you guys 8 comments
jensensbooty
· 2 weeks ago
You know what really surprised me though? Someone speaking in broken English about how they were annoyed at Mexicans speaking Spanish at them and saying they need to learn English
