jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
I am truly blessed 1 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
I hope people realize that if you are actually following Christianity’s teachings that this is exactly how it should be
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Tbh I'd wear it 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
I love this
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Could have given to the people who are actually needy 1 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
You could tell his name was photoshopped on
*smirk* 3 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
What is this fiction
Exponential eaten Kookabura 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
The Boys
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Voted NO on orange today. VOTE HIM OUT ???? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 6 weeks ago
A little late to the party bud
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Yeet 16 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
And have the ice in my water slosh up and drench my face? No thank you
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Because life sucks 5 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Wow what a trip, they’re asking a local radio show that I listen to
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Knowledge is power. France is bacon 4 comments
jensensbooty · 9 weeks ago
Aw man she erased the right answer
Toot that thing 4 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
Well the teachers on the bus told us otherwise
I wanna passive aggressively send this to my friend 4 comments
jensensbooty · 10 weeks ago
Ugh this is so true
Of course 7 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
You guys are getting relationships?
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Snobbish ossified worthless Capybara 2 comments
jensensbooty · 11 weeks ago
Workouts with music at the gym always make me dive deeper into my thoughts and become more depressed. Don’t like it
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cring 22 comments
jensensbooty · 12 weeks ago
Agreed, it sucks
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Meanwhile in Madrid, someone sculpted the Venus de Milo out of snow 5 comments
jensensbooty · 12 weeks ago
They definitely modernized it to cultural beauty standards
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Doctor Phil logic 2 comments
jensensbooty · 12 weeks ago
Watch Big Joel’s video on the cult of dr.
Phil and MyLittleThoughtTree’s video on his video, really sheds light to doctor Phil
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Just out for a skate, North Ireland, circa 1972 2 comments
jensensbooty · 13 weeks ago
Sunday Bloody Sunday
Jesus was passive-aggressive 5 comments
jensensbooty · 13 weeks ago
Fact check?
You don't need your phone box 5 comments
jensensbooty · 13 weeks ago
Resale value?
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rovvin 6 comments
jensensbooty · 15 weeks ago
Rock lobster
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This was a clusterf*ck 10 comments
jensensbooty · 15 weeks ago
Haunting of Hill House?
It’s nobody’s business sometimes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 15 weeks ago
Absolutely I’m butthurt
It’s nobody’s business sometimes 4 comments
jensensbooty · 15 weeks ago
Shut up
Relatable 1 comments
jensensbooty · 15 weeks ago
And then I stay up until 1 am
Covid testemmiter 4 comments
jensensbooty · 16 weeks ago
I think that’s our network lmao my dad did that
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