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They are the symbol of heaven.
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Works for me 5 comments
jensensbooty · 12 hours ago
I mean or dad
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Hungry little monster 1 comments
jensensbooty · 12 hours ago
I love NPR
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Who lives in a hellscape under the sea 5 comments
jensensbooty · 3 days ago
I would be scared shitless
Making your roommate uncomfortable to the point of breaking the lease 3 comments
jensensbooty · 3 days ago
Wow this post just shows what a deplorable, immature baby that person is. Seriously, you’re 35, are still rooming, having casual sex, and you can’t have an adult conversation with your roommate? Definitely need to re-evaluate some major life skills
That's life.. 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 days ago
Stay in school kids
Lovely message 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 days ago
Thanks for cutting it off
It's ok to loosen up a bit 9 comments
jensensbooty · 5 days ago
You’re bipolar if you have manic episodes
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It's all coming together 8 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
It waited that long to kick in?
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When companies try to read your private messages 1 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
So excited that data law passed in CA today
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That would be the move 2 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
But jaden Smith don’t look like that anymore
I feel 9 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
The only thing you need to get into heaven is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior, you killing somebody or killing yourself does not negate that. The multitude of your sins does not prevent you from going to heave: “For it is by grace that you have been saved through faith, and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God, not by works, so that no one can boast” Ephesians 2:8-9
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Lol me! 5 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Well I’m on break so
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Whiteface 3 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Hmmmm... maybe one has a racist history behind it? Just a guess?
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Belgian Canaries have the best hairdos 3 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
The Beatles
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The third eye sees all 9 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
The Egyptians did try to map the brain, the start of modern psychology, so this is pretty cool!
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Zoom 4 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
I really can’t stand this girl
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Uh uh, we got a moron here! 8 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Ok so I got my answer, one vaccine is the mild version of the full “disease” or virus and another is that virus dissected so only the harmless parts are injected
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Uh uh, we got a moron here! 8 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Awesome story, the thing is, I wasn’t really looking for a smart ass answer, I genuinely wanted to know. I know there’s two types of vaccines but I don’t exactly know how the second one works. One does have a dead virus, the other one does not and I want to know how that one works. I’ll just google it instead of human interaction
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Uh uh, we got a moron here! 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Can someone explain to me how vaccines work when they aren’t a practically dead virus that you are coaching your body to fight and create anti bodies for
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Sometimes listen to your children 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Clean up their room lmao DISGUSTANG
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When all you've known is React 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
YEET her
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Oh, thank you! 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Maybe community college
Bagel jesus 8 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Thanks, I’m just frustrated with the homeless population that I’ve encountered. My family and I have offered sandwiches countless times and we’ve gotten, more than once, “no I don’t like mustard” or “no I don’t like tomato” and then they ask for money. It makes me want to try less to help them when they seem ungrateful and our efforts are thrown in our face. Perhaps the solution is more mental health services for them
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Tick Tock 23 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
I’m against trump but I did not want him out, it’s literally a waste of time and money at this point with all of these proceedings and then the dems shot themselves in the foot with their lack of evidence. He’s literally so close to being out of office but dems just keep on fucking up with this and their candidates that, with our luck, we’ll get him for a unwanted second term
Oh, thank you! 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
“High school movie” “new college girl”
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