jensensbooty@gmail.com

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

[email protected] Report User
One ticket to 9th circle of hell please 45 comments
jensensbooty · 12 hours ago
He was talking about a specific church not a generalization about women
1
It all fits 4 comments
jensensbooty · 2 days ago
No tigger rhymes with bigger because Obama is bigger than the other guy
1
It all fits 4 comments
jensensbooty · 2 days ago
Tigger?
The perfect death doesn't exi- 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 days ago
Probably not from but while
RDJ in Tropic Thunder 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 days ago
What movie?
2
An exciting drive with my wife 9 comments
jensensbooty · 6 days ago
Poor girl is tired
3
With sweat and tears 10 comments
jensensbooty · 6 days ago
Is that a lot because $60,000 is just a little bit above average in the US, certainly not even a lot in California
Look again:) 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
NSFW?
2
The talk its always awkward 3 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
STOP
3
The world, according to aliens in movies 6 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Not Independence Day
2
Let’s hear them. The more niche the better 16 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
The dinosaur incident
I am guilty of having a stash of plastic bags 7 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
I’ve been trying to find an alternative to plastic bags for kitty litter but I just can’t think of one. Litter is not very good for the environment because of the clay and apparently some litter is compostable but it’s super inconvenient
Best feeling in the world. Apparently sex is better, but wouldn't know 4 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
I literally was doing this as I scrolled to this post
2
I actually never thought of that, I guess I do only care about myself 7 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
But then other precious babies wouldn’t be adopted as much, we’ve helped at least 6 cats in a 10 year span
The Arabian sand boa looks like a sock puppet 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
He looks like a downs snake
The irritating gentleman 8 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I would say the expression on his face would lead to that conclusion. It’s pretty obvious, artists pay attention to the smallest details and are perfectionists that use the art of expression to convey their purpose
7
What would you do?' 7 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Well hurry because the fish needs oxygen
6
I eat. I enjoy 7 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I hated this movie also this guy was a creep
2
This belongs here 4 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
No that’s Sean astin from 50 first dates!
2
What if I told you 6 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Yeah as if, it’s the other way around
When Anton tastes Remy's ratatouille, he's reminded of his mother's 9 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Nooo but that makes it cheating. I like the idea that Remys dish was so good it changed Anton, not that he just literally copied his mom’s cooking by chance
3
Welcome to Target 6 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Ominous
iSee 2 comments
jensensbooty · 3 weeks ago
Why did you buy it if you’re just going to bitch about it
3