jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEKS! [WholesomeSubstance] 4 comments
jensensbooty · 11 hours ago
My neighbor just steals my cats that bitch
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sad 9 comments
jensensbooty · 11 hours ago
My dad has thrown my math textbook across the room... so yeah
An NHL team used photos drawn by children to introduce the players 2 comments
jensensbooty · 1 day ago
To the kid that drew Cory Schnieder... thanks kid I love it
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Some people excel at life 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 days ago
Omg congrats!
When you leave his place after 2 hours of kissing 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 days ago
What the f is wrong with you
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Someone's open-mouth chewing, and I must scream 12 comments
jensensbooty · 5 days ago
I didn’t 4 years ago but now I do only if I know the person who’s chewing... who is most likely my guy friend he eats like there won’t be any food for months
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Just slap it hard and fast 1 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
Is this ghost adventures?
Different shades of native corn and its dough 5 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
TORTILLAS!!!!
The great America experiment 3 comments
jensensbooty · 1 week ago
No she’s just a bad writer
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Finally found it 5 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I love Shel Silverstein
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A painting I did of my uncles cabin at night 4 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I love the painterly brushstrokes
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I blame the radical left, personally 7 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry wtf
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My favourite gif of all time. 5 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
Culture
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POSITIVITY WOOOOOO 3 comments
jensensbooty · 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry for your loss. My grandpa, great-aunt, and most recently my great-uncle died of ALS. It’s a truly horrific disease, but I am glad to know that this will help future victims of ALS
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Dusty inoffensive Rabbit 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Vegans can be annoying but this is over the top
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Anon gives dating advice 5 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Clearly you guys weren’t on the same page
Approved Halloween Costume List for 2020 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
I’m going to be a piñata
Southern porch 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Is the skeeters house from the help
leae 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 weeks ago
Love this
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NOTICE 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
And it has been reported to the authorities (?!)
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Alright spteve 3 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
*waaaw waaw*
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Hollow domineering Spoonbill 2 comments
jensensbooty · 5 weeks ago
I didn’t actually know this and went to the doctor and got an MRI lmao
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