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Awww :D 11 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

I was cleaning a deer pen at a Nature Center and all the deer were still in it and I got swarmed and they seemed to really enjoy the taste of my sweatshirt and look no punctuation yaaaay

So accurate 13 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

I ended up getting to cold and apparently my shivering woke him up. Whoops.

f*cking annihilated 61 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Oh, neat!

Heavy breathing 4 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Mary Suuueee... at least to me. Tis my opinion. I don't like him (sorry)

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f*cking annihilated 61 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Where do you live, if you don't mind my asking?

Real life bowser 15 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

*shudder* Those things are terrifying.

Just smel it... *sob* 3 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Pot brownie alive and well...

f*cking annihilated 61 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Furries are cool (I'm neutral on the subject). But Switzerland though. Just... Switzerland. xD

If there's any firefighters on FS,please go deal with the sun! 7 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Noooo

f*cking annihilated 61 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

I have Swiss people staying in my house right now. I wanna move to Switzerland. I kissed a Swiss dude too. Definitely not bad.

Sharon is lying 28 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Ya know, some people are naturally heftier. They generally have a low metabolism. Not saying whether this shit is true or not, but c'mon. Think things through before you start typing.

Some of our users! 6 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

I say Cananada, cause it amuses my Canadian friend.

Real curves 35 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

My boyfriend says he thinks I look better with curves (I've lost weight.)

Stop raising a society victims 13 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

My dad always said if someone is bullying me, to punch 'em in the face.

I never think of deep shit in the shower 6 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Well.. I do both.

Wearing a dress 15 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

I do it for both reasons. I wanna look cute, and I also don't wanna wear pants/I've run out of pants.

She's brilliant. 49 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

About a comment in the previous chain: It really isn't a bad thing to be a slut. Nor is it a good thing. What it is is none of your business what someone does with their bodies.

Y'all have a nice day now 26 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Am I being downvoted for saying butthurt? Damn. You guys are harsh.

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Lightning's pretty cool 14 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

If it's long grass (cause that was taken on a golf course, most likely) it generally just leaves a ring of mushrooms behind.

Bat timing for that shirt 7 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

The guy with "I am the law" is my favourite. Crazy eyes.

Safty tip 24 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Or a sledgehammer! My father's favourite tool to use is he sledgehammer. And generally they don't have to bust in through the door. When they do, your house is probably already screwed; unless it's a medical run.

This was a Bad idea 9 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

DO IT

Y'all have a nice day now 26 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

Well.. I know for a fact this is incorrect in Michigan. It may be different in other states, but.. whatever. It's a joke, I ain't gonna get butthurt over it.
Did I just say butthurt? Yes, I did. Deal with it.

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Well that's the first time I've seen the phrase "boy p*ssy" 38 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

My favourite term is Boner Bunker! (Can be used in both instances)

Just wait guys 26 comments

heirofiron · 7 years ago

All the candidates are horrid... even Obama is better than them. We're screwed, no matter who gets elected.