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Not the vegan again 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We should start eating vegans.
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How the f**k am I going to hide a b*ner now? 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@guestwho My bf is of the same opinion. Apparently the bottom ones only work if you have a small dick.
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This is what scientists look like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Aw, shucks.
This is what scientists look like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I must've missed this piece of news, so no. Was it at least a sea on Mars?
This is what scientists look like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good job!
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Rioters 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey, Nightingale armor!
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Apple pie perfection 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It'a beautiful but how does it taste? I imagine it takes like dried apple with a bit of breadcrumbs, seeing how many apples are in it.
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It hurts 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't ask for a joke if you can't take one.
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The ultimate in kitten sports - pants climbing 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait are those holes or just differently coloured spots?
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The sad truth. 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Most PEOPLE don't know that. Why make this a gender thing?
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The real issues women should match for! 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same
1 year after saving that kid 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Exactly, what could a baby do to be accused of witchcraft?
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$13,000 floor 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He had to cover it up with something though, right? Like some kind of laminate or glass... or is it so shiny on its own?
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"Hookers sell for pretty cheap too, bargain!" 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe it's named after Thomas Hooker.
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Playing a rape game 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wouldn't be the first time.
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That's my kind of furniture. That lamp! 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's literally a square with boobs. Can't see why people find her attractive.
Busted dud 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When that 13 year old hottie is actually Chris Hansen.
Somebody needs to call Madam Pomfrey for that burn 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Standing up for something and disagreeing with someone don't contradict each other, though. Saying "Well you disagree with him therefore the quote you posted is bullshit." just doesn't make sense. You don't automatically agree with someone just because their resolve is strong. You look at facts, other perspectives, your own morals even. Standing up for something you believe in isn't wrong (unless it's accompanied by criminal activity) but neither is disagreeing with someone (which also shouldn't be accompanied by criminal activity, just look at all those dumbass protesters).
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this motherf*cker legit just banned muslims. just do background checks retard. 65 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Coincidentally, the select few countries are the ones the US is bombing right now. Just saying. Sure, the initial fault is on Obama but Trump is sure as hell going to continue.
Also, fake passports are a thing. Anyone with enough wealth and connections to make a fucking bomb or get a gun also has enough wealth and connections to get a fake passport. In other words, it's not helping sort anything out, it's just screwing over the people who are too poor bypass the system.
Oh I love this 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Haha, sh0e being a troll as usual. She's the best.
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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Gurrrl, I wish. I got double Ds but somehow I can sleep on my belly so I got that going for me, which is nice. But I slouch all the time which sucks.
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School slogan 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Shouldn't it be Kindness?
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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm female. I know. It's harder with big boobs though cause the bra cups get stuck on them. *insert sad pepe*. But pulling that off while driving...that must be a feat even if she was driving an automatic stick shift.
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Very healthy 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Plot twist: nurses in that hospital write that for all male patients to make them feel better about themselves.
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Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good point indeed, I'm just skeptical of the fact that she took off her bra without taking off her T-shirt and while driving. And still, doubting something is not a reason to get so triggered and butthurt like bones over there.
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Such a little boss 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Agreed.
Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whoa there bones, no need to get triggered, I just pointed out an improbable, implausible "story". As kinghitler said, people make shit up very often.
Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@pokethebear yelling something while killing someone doesn't change the fact that a person will end up dead and that murder is a despicable thing. So why is that even relevant?
@trustnthngmulder so you mean, moderate Muslims? Or people who were born into a Muslim family but don't practice the religion? I'm not sure I get what you mean, I guess it's because neither of us are native English speakers. But do I understand correctly that what you mean are people who were born into a Muslim family, therefore have more experience with Islam than us average joes, but don't actively practice it?
Anyway there's a lot of bias and bigotry when it comes to Muslims, like yes a lot of terrorists are Muslims but those usually come from Shia countries (fundamentalist countries basically) but nobody ever mentions that Indonesia is the country with the most Muslims. You can be a Muslim as long as you're not also an Arab, if you are then everybody's suspicious.
Freedom 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
I'm not mad, it's my face 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same
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Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@trustnthngmulder Chill dude, I was talking about pokethebear who said "But muh Christians don't do that and they're also democrats!" while ignoring the fact that terrorism isn't exclusive to one faith, and also ignoring that when it comes to western civilization, Christians tend to be more autocracy-leaning than non-religious/spiritual people. I actually agree with you on the hero thing. Also, @silvermyth, I don't live in America either but I'm genuinely wondering why that matters in this context. We don't have to experience a school shooting to know about it if that's what you're getting at.
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Beautiful horse bannister 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The handrail thing is called a bannister? Wow, the more you know…
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This kid is goals 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I dunno, I feel like blaming religion for indocrinating generations of people into believing there is an omnipotent, omniscient, invisible man in the sky who loves us all is pretty reasonable once you see all the suffering in the world and realize that the Great Space Wizard isn't doing shit about it.
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Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh look, a Muslim hater. What a rare sight. NOT.
It's fundamentalism we need to get rid of, not blame one religion in particular. There are Muslim terrorists, Christian terrorists (does the name Breivik ring a bell?), Muslim fundamentalists (Saudi Arabia and other countries whose law derives from Sharia), Christian fundamentalists (Texas and other southern US states), good Muslims, good Christians. The more extreme you go, the worse. That's it. Don't stone someone else from stuff your group is guilty of as well.
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I do not miss customer services 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh ok. Classy.
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Love me some kittens 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Awwww look at the derpy one!
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I do not miss customer services 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What's the difference anyway? They just put it in a bag, right? (Never been to Starbucks but that's how they do it in McDonalds at least)
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Like a lot of thing here 40 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And yes I'm ready for the butthurt and hate.
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Like a lot of thing here 40 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The Witcher games (don't know about the books because I haven't read them) are so overrated imo. The first game is barely playable, the second is meh and the third one is only good because it's a copy of BioWare's Dragon Age series with different aspects taken from different games and the minor flaws of the series polished. It is not bad but brings nothing original or innovative whatsoever, it's like Dragon Age but with naked chicks to attract attention.
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Gorgeous steampunk laptop 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ubuntu though?
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What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ehh, in my experience it all boils down to how good you are with makeup and how expensive are the products you use.
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What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They are but nobody takes people on the internet seriously so the question is if those sterotypes are really being perpetuated or not, since this is supposed to be a joke.
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It's the most popular religion 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Save us from sins or save us from Siths? I think one is a larger threat than the other...
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Chemistry book 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I literally did the same joke about a year ago (not in someone's textbook though). Great minds think alike?
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What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
On one hand yes, on the other hand there's contouring which does wonders and still makes you look kinda natural. I don't wear makeup myself but I still manage to get laid so it's not like makeup is needed or anything. It's just the industry feeding off insecurities.
What a surprise 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ehh more like stupid stereotypes, it's not like making a post on the internet actually discriminates anyone.
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I must have missed this episode 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not me but have you seen the movie? It's so goofy and hilarious!
go sub to H3H3 on YouTube if you haven't already 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think Ethan is funny as a person (especially in JonTron collabs) but I'm not subbed to him because I really don't understand what his channel is about... it's like a mix of sketches, vlogs, opinions... I don't know what to make of it. Also why are people so mean to his wife? She's seems like such a nice person and she's super pretty too, I wish I had the awesome genetics she has.
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Hehehehhe 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The small eyes on the last one XD
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Preparing tofu 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tempura tofu ftw! Also smoked tofu. I could eat that all day,