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New lion king 4 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
*image of that cat that sings Jolene*
"When a cowwwwwboy tradesssss his spursssss for wings!"
Peak craigslist 8 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
imgur.com/gallery/4s1at
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Nice glamorous selfie 8 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
...as the loudest fart escapes me.
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A sad twist 19 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
To the first guest (and all non-Americans), the health clinics, fairs, medicaid etc. are not very accessible and certainly not going to aid in stage 4 cancer on an initial visit. It's not "a few extra forms" it's an intense review of you and your family, your financial history (just lost your job or homeless for years), and not timely. I have EXCELLENT insurance and my simple, non-invasive, out-patient surgery left a balance of $700. The system is broken and the patients are going broke--or dead!
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Nothing to see here 24 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Corporate attorney, here: Not exactly, mrsuperman8942. The law states that a company cannot refuse to hire OR fire a person, based exclusively on their race. Because corporate environments are overwhelmingly white and many persons of color wouldn't have access to jobs purely because education, connections etc. some businesses that lack any diversity will have one minority-only position for their most basic positions (like an media internship) to encourage non-whites to apply. It NEVER removes a spot, it only adds an additional spot. These positions are NEVER heavily coveted fellowship positions, just positions that POCs never seem to get. And often, if a minority doesn't claim it, the business just adds another white person so there's no change to the status quo.
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Footlocker is on a helluva drug 6 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
She has no sole.
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This... Is not okay 18 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Incorrect, my dear @bethorien. Sexuality, or sexual orientation, by definition refers to a person's attraction to a gender/sexual identity. "Children" is not a gender, and therefore not a sexuality. If children are "your type," then you're a criminal with a mental problem.
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Buildings in Ohio 34 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Cleveland has some buildings (I'm typing from Key Tower right now). Columbus is pretty cool. But yeah the rest of this state sucks. Thank God OP could keep their eyes open.
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Mom loves her sleep 5 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
"Did you try putting out the fire?"
"No"
"Try it!" --I cackled.
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Pastoral nimble defiant Boar 25 comments
guest · 33 weeks ago
Yeah the statute of limitations for perjury is 5 years. Which is probably why she waited for 5 years and 2 months to confess.
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I’m totally not photogenic 11 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
Mirror: objectively handsome. Picture: Quasimodo
Grades: summa cum laude LSAT: Did you even write your name?!
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Wingardium leviosa 10 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
I mean most children don't graduate High School with debt so... not too unrealistic.
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Misery aisles 5 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
TUH! Bullcrap. Regular Pennzoil, Pennzoil Silver, Pennzoil ULTIMATE, Pennzoil Ultra Platinum, Pennzoil High Mileage, Pennzoil Full Synthetic, Pennzoil Gold Synthetic Blend, Pennzoil High Mileage Full Synthetic. <--that's just ONE manufacturer's products off the top of my head.
Similarly: Playtex, Playtex pearl, Playtex sport, <--As a male, I honestly don't know more than this.
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Three dogs 4 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Personality: 11/10
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Someone had to say it 16 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Well the Academy makes the choice. So either no woman that attempted was good in any of these areas, or some form of bias (implicit or otherwise) is keeping the Academy from selecting them.
I can’t help it 3 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
*Demon voice* DANCE!
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Puns...Puns everywhere 5 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
The other one, "literally threw my head back", pokes fun at OP's misuse of the word "literally." One cannot literally throw [just] their head as it is attached to one's entire body.
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Attention 8 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
nahhh. It's a descriptor of what you like when you say I'm a sapiosexual. Not of who you like, such as sexuality. You can't "come out" for that.
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STOP 1 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
...oh because dads cut the grass?
True Women of Valor 17 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Disagree. Plenty of us still fear being killed by the police, deported, gay-bashed (Jussie Smollett), missing a pay check and a host of other things. As a gay Black man in my region, I live in a state of perpetual fear of what will happen to me next in America.
Golden State Warriors skipped their White House trip and hung out in DC with Obama instead 21 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
1. More like 5 days ago... But Trump has "uninvited" the Warriors to the White House before.... and the Eagles after the Superbowl, and a few more. He's kind of a mean dude.
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10/10 11 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Can't fool me. This that shiny thing from Moana.
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I can hear this image 10 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
10 eps, Straight to Netflix with mid season break www.radiotimes. com/news/on-demand/2019-01-22/lucifer-s4-netflix/
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25 years later, Jazz still has a point 5 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
@Mookie Slavemasters "accepted" Blacks as naturally inferior people. The focus comes from a change in mind and experience for all people affected.
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Put him back in jail 6 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Naw dude, a license! Every state in the US has a state board of cosmetology with a semi-rigorous examination that a barber/stylist/cosmetologist must pass to be considered legit. Next time you get a haircut, look on the stylist's wall directly beside their mirror.
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That looks painful 5 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
You know I'm so glad you said that 'cuz I knew in my heart with one look that this was provoked. Big bitches never haul off and beat up somebody just to do it.
Time is but an illusion measured by whispering bananas 5 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
This should be rewritten for avocados.
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Pure happiness 11 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Also, he may eat ass. In which case, the wider and stronger the better.
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The photographic representation of what parenthood is 5 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Ffs that "firm no" was your parents "trying to prevent you from hurting yourself." By your logic, since you had to be told no, YOU'RE the snowflake. Just go home, Roger.
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Top 17 Rarest, Most Expensive Materials in the World 28 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
who THE FUCK is paying that much money for a gram of coke?!
True Story films in general 6 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
The Greatest Showman--P. T. Barnum-->Hugh Jackman. Both inside and out, cuz Barnum was an awful human being.
Sorry about that, mom 5 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
Lol "He gave you a venereal disease? He slapped you? Had a sarcastic and funny retort to something you said?? What did he do, honey?!"
You a doctor yet? 3 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
I mean on the AP exam, yeah... but when I took AP classes back in 2009 (fuck I'm old...) you still had to get letter grades in the class. Which could have been a 98%.
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This one is good lol 15 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
An intensely small number of whites were abolitionists. And even smaller wanted it for moral reasons rather than economic superiority over Southern slave owners. Whereas whole governments (i.e. the Confederacy) depended on slavery, it affected every living black and their offspring, and while white union soldiers did fight for the Union, they were openly racist and vocal that they were fighting the Union, not to "abolish slavery and its effects nationwide." So that's why it's incomparable.
Non stop horror 3 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
I read the second laugh with totally different sounding evil laughter.
Spirit airlines? 7 comments
guest · 42 weeks ago
But OP said shitty "airline," not just shitty service. As someone who has paid more for the best seat on a Spirit flight, I assure you, the service is just as shitty had I sat in the back. Sometimes, the airline is just shitty... and cheap!
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a moment of silence... 16 comments
guest · 42 weeks ago
As a Michigan man who lives in Cleveland, I feel very attacked. Go Blue for life, though!
Almost there. 14 comments
guest · 43 weeks ago
Nevermind. I found a couple Reddit threads. It's like the same reason FS'ers are pissed--disconnect between the owners and creators/community.
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Almost there. 14 comments
guest · 43 weeks ago
I've read a couple articles before writing, but still don't understand. Can someone please explain why everyone hates the video? I got about 4 minutes in and thought it was cute!
Oh Internet you're awesome 7 comments
guest · 43 weeks ago
Wow I did not realize this meme was this old. I just saw it last week.
.....Well shit it's kinda true 20 comments
guest · 44 weeks ago
Yeah she did! And Trump rallied more conservative states with rhetoric that those people agreed with. And because those other states combined had more electoral college votes, he won. So his election says more about the type of rhetoric the people in those other states appreciate. Is that clearer? You weren't wrong!
"Damn these kids and their correct interpretations of literary classics" 7 comments
guest · 44 weeks ago
Oh I thought "snowflake" was a distinctly American epithet?
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Ooh black friday 13 comments
guest · 44 weeks ago
With that logic, we never would have done the Louisiana Purchase. #Merica
.....Well shit it's kinda true 20 comments
guest · 44 weeks ago
@coolpie178 I see what you're saying, but "the economy" refers to all economies the U.S. does business with. Does knowing the U.S. economy did well this year only because of Trump's tactics at the expense of European/Asian nations, who can/will take actions in retaliation not at all sway your opinion?
.....Well shit it's kinda true 20 comments
guest · 44 weeks ago
I see what you're saying, but does knowing the overwhelming majority of voters voted for his opponent not at all sway your opinion?
Man is genius 6 comments
guest · 44 weeks ago
Either you're both serious or one of you is trolling, but just FYI it's a joke story from a parody site: thereisnews.com/man-arrested-for-put-fake-arrow-decals-on-the-floor-of-walmart-and-create-a-labyrinth-with-no-exit9999/
New GPS voice 2 comments
guest · 45 weeks ago
Waze has one. My favorite is when he says "AT THE ROUND-ABOUT!" It's so angry and hilarious.
A-f*cking-dorable 7 comments
guest · 48 weeks ago
What's the breed?
Makes sense 6 comments
guest · 48 weeks ago
Is this comment Oprah specific or just general ways to deal with stress?
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Some people are gonna have a harder time with this than others 9 comments
guest · 48 weeks ago
Interpretation. Your mom is a saint but maybe only in her neighborhood or church. You could be a doctor or lawyer or engineer or scientist and enrich the lives of thousands!