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So wholesome 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was told to shut the fuck up when I was coughing too loudly because I was sick.
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Pomeranian of your nightmares! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's called fashion look it up
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It's only fair 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That sounds adorable I'm not gonna lie
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I hope I get that for my birthday. 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*Not because of something kinky. My phone's autocorrect thinks I'm a perv, I guess.
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I hope I get that for my birthday. 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I actually told my boyfriend to get me one for my birthday. My because of something kinky, it just helps me sleep a little longer instead of waking up at 6:30 in the morning because of the fucking Sun.
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Rainbow 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Plato's philosophy didn't cause a genocide in the form of crusades. You have to admit that the comparison doesn't quite work. One thing is a guy writing about an ideal political system. He was just a guy. Another thing is a collective belief that some higher power wants you to do this or that. And before you argue with "well a genocide also happened during WWII and it was thanks to an influential guy", religion (namely German mysticism) was a big part of Nazi ideology. The common element here is people doing things because they believed it will help some cause that is bigger than themselves. Read Hannah Arendt's book The Origins of Totalitarianism, at least the section about mass society. Because I think a lot of these characteristics about people who, thanks to crowd mentality and the belief that they're doing something for a cause that is much bigger than themselves, applies to Abrahamic religions as well. And it is a dangerous mindset.
Salute to the art 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Wa...termelon."
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Hmmmm 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Which would be after one day
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Time for spooky memes 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
PREPARE THE TRUMPETS! *Doot door*
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Rainbow 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As Kyle Kulinski likes to say. You let a fucking Jigglypuff in space influence your ideas? (Jigglypuff in space = "God")
Seriously, stop thinking what space wizard would do and think for yourselves. Religion is a bunch of fairy tales that might be an interesting read but shouldn't dictate one's behavior.
This trickery 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you want to be a villain number one,
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The end is near. 31 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pretty sure the etymology comes from womb and man.
But I'm not sure if you're joking or just a salty incel and I'm not gonna guess, but the more you know, right?
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Hmmm 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sweet home Alabama
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"Lives" 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What do the quotation marks mean. Is he a vegetable? In that case I'd rather die, honestly.
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Short guys must turn gay 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I know, right? I'm 5'10" and I don't think that's like freakishly tall, lots of guys are taller than me. But they still prefer girls who are like 5'.
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D o n " t 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*Month
D o n " t 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok this is legit one of few the posts I giggled at in the last mpntht. Thank you, OP.
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Short guys must turn gay 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But guys prefer short girls. As a tall girl I can say my situation is the same as a short guy's.
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She's weird 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The Queen Anne's revenge, huh? Blackbeard's ship. She has good taste. She's also maybe implying you should grow a beard.
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Millenials are destroying industries 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm a gen Z and I LOVE soup! Don't you dare ruin them, millennials! Just kidding, I mostly make it at home anyways. The store bought stuff is usually not as good. Never had Campbell's though because I'm from Europe so maybe it would change my mind.
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Can you tell? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think it might be one of those face mashup things. IDK what's it called. But I think the author did that and then tried to pass it off as two different pictures.
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Sad thing is, I can't tell who is the bigger idiot 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@serosenpai Oh boy. I wasn't here for a bit but daaamn son, the fact that you're excusing and rationalizing those jokes while still condemning this one sexist troll on the internet is telling. You have no real principles regarding free speech and offensive jokes. You defend it when it comes from people you like, and condemn when it comes from people you don't like. Schrodinger's snowflake, you find a joke both offensive and not offensive until you learn who it's coming from. As to the trials you're talking about. With every big fish there's a leech on the belly. Just because one lady decided to be an exploitative asswipe doesn't mean we should ignore ALL the allegations.
@matthewg Good point about the hush money. Throwing oneself at someone of course makes you a skank but paying hush money to hide your affair is totally legit.
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Girls only want one thing 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nooooo those are the means of REproduction.
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Sad thing is, I can't tell who is the bigger idiot 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So Milo can make jokes about pedophilia, Trump can say he grabs women by the pussy (ie. joke about sexual assault), you'd defend them because it's just silly jokes, but how DARE a woman make a sexist joke! LEARN YOUR PLACE, FEMOID!
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maath 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whoa don't cut yourself on that EDGE
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Sad thing is, I can't tell who is the bigger idiot 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She's trolling. What is it with you self-proclaimed anti-SJWs hating stuff like this but then turning around and defending Milo Yiannopoulos and Alex Jones? It's the same principle, trolling idiots and laughing at them.
I don't agree with the exact method because being a condescending prick isn't specific to men, but I can at least understand that it's a fucking joke.
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Truth 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hmmm, Yeah they are _always_ hiring... I guess peeing in bottles isn't an experience most people wanna go through on a daily basis
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hmm 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Holy shit I literally just finished watching that show. It was so good it left me feeling empty.
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Mansplaining 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you, finally someone who gets it.
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DJs need to collaborate 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have no idea which platform Parappa the Rapper was on but they should do a song featuring him as well.
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Cushion 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is so adorable I'm glad I know this now
I think my hamster is having a emotional moment right now 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who wouldn't at this part?
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Aww hell naw 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I do it like this because I warm the milk up a bit beforehand. Fridge-cold milk grosses me out.
Good times 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh man this his a bit too close to home
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'll admit I never watched Friends as a whole, only saw a few episodes here and there. I think a lot of them _think_ that all girls want Joey, the charismatic and successful but not so smart guy, they think that all women are gold diggers or attracted to "alphas" (ironically the alpha thing has been debunked by the same dude who originally wrote it) while they, the "betas" are left out. Not realizing that regular women just want someone who will care about them and make them laugh and that the reason they can't get a date (or get laid, because obviously emotional connections don't matter as much as having that sex achievement) is that they have really shitty personalities.
How healthcare should be 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@guest yes though it could be argued that this is due to the system in place. At least the costs are. But yes the good treatment definitely isn't everywhere.
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Exactly. It's just one step of being incel-topia. Bitter boys who've been rejected by their crush making stupid generalizations about women and then whining about being single all the while not seeing the obvious connection that is their terrible personalities.
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*pow* 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I honestly think the laced cleavage stuff that's popular nowadays looks pretty cool but I'm afraid to wear it since it's associated with basic bitches and hoes
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hmm, I don't visit 9g..ag anymore because the community is toxic there but back when I used to visit it, it seemed like they took stuff from here. At least judging by the upload times.
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Paddys Pub 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I legit thought that lady was Carrie Fisher
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No thanks 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's going to literally make out with a fish.
(Yes that was an Undertale reference)
"He's mine now" 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That look of no regret though
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This is so funny. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That look of betrayal... "Why won't you let me in, humans?"
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Double standards 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
At least a dragon just eats cows, Bezos would milk them until all that's left is an empty husk and make them pee in bottles.
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It's an angel 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol of course it's Fox News
Food for the hungry 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
SpongeBob got stranded
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yes, it's gross but I love grossing people out. 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or when you're in the shower and these things that look like bloody scraps of flesh just pour out of you and into the drain
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Look at me dab 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is this the same guy who made the robot that shoots laser in people's eyes?
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Pickdown line 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love that "this is dog" profile pic
When girls need help 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Solution: throw that Mac out of a window and get a read computer.