38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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If you think THAT's bad, your precious twitter posts don't even have pictures.
Looks like Bowser is about to be... *sunglasses* ...Terminette'd.
Even my skeptical ass wants this to be true. :D
This looks like it may have come out before his special.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Parody!
Seriously. Who is buying these things?
Any FS love for this wee gem?
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Well played, Satan. Well played.