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guest · 5 years ago

Naw man cuz mama was only buyin one thing of salsa

Looks like he was first police on scene at the accident 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Grand Theft Auto cops in a nutshell

guest · 5 years ago

I personally think both parties should close the toilet entirely before flushing simply because it throws a fine mist of piss and shit into the air....

OMG is this a joke? Captains? Hello? Someone tell me what's the deal! 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

4 holes actually. 1 penis goes in, 1 pee comes out, 1 makes cum, then the asshole

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Courage: the ability to do something that frightens one. 53 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I know most likely nobody will scroll down here but I feel like courage would be doing jail time for the person she hit and killed. I don't give a crap whether or not she has a penis or not she should be in jail for manslaughter.

The guy math warned us about 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He's looking at them like oh shit I did it again

The loneliest frog in the world 7 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I like how they say LIVEING female like people even thought a dead one was an option

Dating 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

The make a girl laugh is not what this is saying. She is shallow cause the thing he said was "I lift" which translates to "I'm strong so I can fuck you real good" and that's all she heard.

Girls listen up 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Mehhhh yeah but if we look at it through the filter of only crazy fairly mild reaction

Imagine it now 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

It's so fucking funny that they'd do that flopping their meat everywhere then the artist is like ohhhhh no we can't show that we must use angles to prevent showing a penis. Modesty guys, modesty