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Maleficent: is made
Me: begins to lose hope
Jungle Book remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Pete's Dragon remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Dumbo remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Aladdin remake: is made
Me: begins to dig coffin from lost hope
Lion King remake: is made
Me: places gun barrel against head as I stand in front of the grave
Little mermaid remake casting is announced: for some reason she's black now
Me: begins to pull trigger
Mulan trailer: doesn't look half bad
Me: where's my Szechuan sauce