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I won’t say I’m particularly passionate about this but I will say this. No one made memes like this when women said they wanted more representation in Hollywood. Or when Jews said they wanted to make sure people didn’t forget the Holocaust. Or when Native Americans got rights to run casinos in states that didn’t legalize gambling. Do I think we should make a main character black just to *seem* be edgy or progressive or whatever? No. But do I think black people should have a chance to show stories that people know and love as the lead character because they did a great job in the role? Absolutely. I think we should let the quality of their performance determine whether or not the decision to cast them was a good one. Just like all ya’all did with Ms. Marvel. So I’m just going to put that there and quietly back away...

You tell them drowning causes autism. Then have Jenny McCarthy drown her own children.

I mean, I feel like if a doctor gave me a sharpie and said ‘circle the eye I’m supposed to operate on’ I would immediately question his credentials.

The chosen one to have a hot ass car when he gets back.

Well, first of all, that sapling is an entirely different tree. And it had the (mis)fortune of sprouting from the trunk of a tree that was clearly chopped down for a reason. I’m gonna guess because it’s location wasn’t desirable or it grew too close to the pavement which choked its roots or cracked the concrete so someone decided it was best to remove it entirely. So if the moral of this story is make bad decisions about where to land in life then have kids who follow exactly in your footsteps, then I’d say it was mission accomplished.

It gets more terrifying depending on whether or not it’s their own skin.

The plane looks like a giant vibrator.

I can’t believe no one had the mind to take ‘booty’ and run with it.

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Non-Consensual Rape Man has always been my favorite superhero.

Not gonna lie - I wish I had a random stranger who’d send me random pics that made me laugh but also made me wonder quizzically who the hell are you and why are you sending these to me is this a mistake? And then they’d keep it up and eventually I’d have no choice but to engage them. And then we’d have a short conversation and do the I have no idea who you are but I kind of get who you really are thing for a bit. And then maybe I’d take a risk and send them something that I thought was funny too and hope that they liked it. And then I’d start to look forward to their next pic maybe around a certain time of day because they live far away in a totally different time zone but that’s okay because they seem nice but a little bit weird but kinda cool but like secret cool just like me and... Oh my god. Oh my god. I just described FunSubstance, didn’t I?
Well. Fuck. Me.

Visual proof that footbowl originated with the Ancient Egyptians over four millennia prior to the Mayans before it became the ‘football’ that we know and love today.

At least your slope is linear. I’m over here using derivatives because the curve of my life is diminishing exponentially.

So, is no one else here concerned that a woman literally delivered a child somewhere between the beef taquitos and the wild cherry slurpees at a convenience store and not one person thought to get her to a hospital? Like ‘naw fam, it’s early evening in mid-July so we gonna keep you right here so little Sevenelevenquisha has some TBT to put on her Instagram in 2026.’ Ummm, no. Thank you, come again!

I’ve never seen this movie but of the three, one looks like he knows he’s going to lose, one thinks he has a chance, and one we all know is going to win.