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My dog would't do that she won't even protect me if some robber come she will hide behind me and whenever i tell her to come she doesn't she always runs away from me and she likes food more then her family

Pirates are ruthless killers, if your not athletic and can't fight your not going to earn lots money, lots of people would be after you, it is not very hygenic, and bunch of other reasons why pirates are bad you wouldn't want to be a pirate

Does he have one big boob

When i was thirteen, correction, right now I'm thirteen i spend my days on funsubstance

When i was thirteen i was thirteen

I love bu well the fat one, he's so cute

I see all these cool calculator pictures and words while all i can do is hello upside down

Theres this guy that everybody likes but i don't then later i developed a crush on him now i hate everybody who like him and hate how he's so popular and I'm not but i still have a crush on him

Guess what I'm going to do

There is actually a place that looks exactly like that without photshop

How is this manly

If you water it wouldn't the keyboard stop working because you put water in it

Tomatoes gonna tomate

How do you share you funsubstance, this isn't Facebook people

Adult could have no money

Why is this a gif

Notbirthday*

NOOO MY LETTUCE
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Not true i say aww thx to my crush

There is no such thing as youtubeskip.com

I don't get cramps when i have my period

For the birds

I do that to my dog

Im so hungry now, even the reality pictures are making me hungry, both look good

Some of them the ads, the cheese isn't melted, but the reality, the cheese is, melted so if the cheese isn't melted maybe it would look a little better

If you erase all fingerprints it is more suspicious then a few fingerprints

If you bury a dead body vertically, satellites will be looking for a about 6f hole so if you bury a dead body straight they will be less likely to find it

Well i don't know how to make someones death look like accident but i do know if you bury a dead body underneath and animal/humans dead body the dogs will find the body on top of the dead body and the police will thing the dogs got confused

Fills the whole page with gummy bears

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Dragon flies dont only eat mosqitoes they can eat other insects so if there were no mosqitoes dragon flies will still be able to eat

AND recent studies show if you take a bath in hot lava you will die

My whole class pronounces z as zee except for this one girl every time she says zed everyone get annoyed and gets into a argument

Im canadian i pronounce z as zee i get annoyed when people pronounce it as zed

I dont get it

Someone explain, please

I... I don't get it

I never study for test but i get A alot of times

Is the name CBS because thats what it says on the bottom