the moreos guy... sit down, shut up and be quiet because it is story time.
So once a long time ago in a land far away, okay so its the internet, shocker, there was this post. Many of the internetfolk thought it was a nice idea. They liked the idea of being able to control the amount of cream going on their cookies. However, there was one, different than the rest. When he saw this idea, he lost it. In ALL CAPS he replied about how crazy, insane, and stupid this was. The cussed and said this gave people too much power. This was not the end of his reign of terror for his screaming and shouting was transferred onto other sites and posts about other oreo products. He has even visited this website. That here is why we fear the moreo guy when he is on our site.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN RELEVANT AGAIN?! I ALREADY STATED WHY THE HELL THIS BITCH OF A PRODUCT SHOULD NOT OR EVER BE SOLD! THE AMOUNT OF PERFECT SOFT CREAMNESS IS ALREADY CORRECTLY PROPORTIONED TO THE 2 CHOCOLATE ENDS. THIS ISNT GOING TO BE SOLD BECAUSE ONCE PEOPLE COME TO THEIR SENSES AND REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID THIS IS IT WILL STOP SELLING! BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU FCKING BUYING OR CONDONING THIS PRODUCT AHOULD GO JUMP IN A BAG OF LEGOS, A FIRE PIT, OR A JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT. I CANT BELIEVE THE PERFECTION OF OREOS IS BEIN TAUNTED BY THESE STUPID FUCKING FAKE ASS OREO PRODUCTS! I BUY OREOS TO EAT A SANDWICH OF CHOCOLATE AND CREAM! NOT TO EAT TEM LIKE MOTHER FUCKING CHIPS AND DIP! FUCKING INTERNET AND THEIR STUPID IDEAS
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO USE UP ALL THE FUCKING CREME BEFORE I FINISH THE COOKIES. THIS CANNOT HAPPEN. THIS IS GIVING PEOPLE TOO MUCH POWER. TOO MUCH FREEDOM. WE DON'T NEED THIS. ANY OF US.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! WHY ARE WE STILL NOT FUNDING THIS?! I ALREADY SAW THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, AND I NEED IT!!!! I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED MY FUCKING OREOS TO HAVE MORE FROSTING!!! WITH THIS, EACH PERSON CAN ACHIEVE THEIR OWN PERSONAL PERFECTION OF THE CREAM TO COOKIE RATIO!!!! WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS????!!!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO NEED THIS.
So once a long time ago in a land far away, okay so its the internet, shocker, there was this post. Many of the internetfolk thought it was a nice idea. They liked the idea of being able to control the amount of cream going on their cookies. However, there was one, different than the rest. When he saw this idea, he lost it. In ALL CAPS he replied about how crazy, insane, and stupid this was. The cussed and said this gave people too much power. This was not the end of his reign of terror for his screaming and shouting was transferred onto other sites and posts about other oreo products. He has even visited this website. That here is why we fear the moreo guy when he is on our site.
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/63634/come-on-reeses/
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/63229/tumblr-oreos/