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Dog feels 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My dog would't do that she won't even protect me if some robber come she will hide behind me and whenever i tell her to come she doesn't she always runs away from me and she likes food more then her family
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Portal Earrings 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It looks nothing like breasts
Have paper cuts? How to heal them quickly 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wait what you ate chap sticks?
arrr 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pirates are ruthless killers, if your not athletic and can't fight your not going to earn lots money, lots of people would be after you, it is not very hygenic, and bunch of other reasons why pirates are bad you wouldn't want to be a pirate
Jamaican minion 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Does he have one big boob
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Can I just have a life time supply of these, please?? 32 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did you make a whole new acount just to make this comment
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Kids these days 46 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me too, actually i can't even get a guy to look at me
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Kids these days 46 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I didn't ask for parents permission to sign up for a game, does that count
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Kids these days 46 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When i was thirteen, correction, right now I'm thirteen i spend my days on funsubstance
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Kids these days 46 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When i was thirteen i was thirteen
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Baby face 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love bu well the fat one, he's so cute
When exams begin 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I see all these cool calculator pictures and words while all i can do is hello upside down
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That one person you don't like 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Theres this guy that everybody likes but i don't then later i developed a crush on him now i hate everybody who like him and hate how he's so popular and I'm not but i still have a crush on him
Blowing frozen bubbles 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Guess what I'm going to do
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Gold star for effort 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is actually a place that looks exactly like that without photshop
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How to make a bacon candle 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How is this manly
A keyboard full of life 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you water it wouldn't the keyboard stop working because you put water in it
Haters gonna hate 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tomatoes gonna tomate
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Share this if you've done one of these 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How do you share you funsubstance, this isn't Facebook people
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How life works for all of us 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Adult could have no money
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You're beautiful :) 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is this a gif
Happy unbirthday! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Notbirthday*
Me on a diet 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
NOOO MY LETTUCE
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Aww thanks 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not true i say aww thx to my crush
You definitely pissed her off 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No its not possible
You definitely pissed her off 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can't while having a erection we learned in health class when you have a erection your "pee tube" gets closed off so it's impossible
Facts debunked 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is no such thing as youtubeskip.com
Mother nature came with a special gift 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't get cramps when i have my period
What is the reason? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
For the birds
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How To Annoy Your Pets 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I do that to my dog
Fast food: Truth vs. Advertising 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Im so hungry now, even the reality pictures are making me hungry, both look good
Fast food: Truth vs. Advertising 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some of them the ads, the cheese isn't melted, but the reality, the cheese is, melted so if the cheese isn't melted maybe it would look a little better
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If you understand this, we are truly friends 59 comments
guest · 5 years ago
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
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If you understand this, we are truly friends 59 comments
guest · 5 years ago
F is for friends who do stuff without you
U is for univited
N and nobody like you
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People commenting "first" should also beware 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you erase all fingerprints it is more suspicious then a few fingerprints
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People commenting "first" should also beware 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you bury a dead body vertically, satellites will be looking for a about 6f hole so if you bury a dead body straight they will be less likely to find it
People commenting "first" should also beware 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well i don't know how to make someones death look like accident but i do know if you bury a dead body underneath and animal/humans dead body the dogs will find the body on top of the dead body and the police will thing the dogs got confused
Studying the right way 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fills the whole page with gummy bears
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Jennifer Lawrence inspires me... 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Repost
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Parking like ace ventura 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can see the person coming out
Mosquitos 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dragon flies dont only eat mosqitoes they can eat other insects so if there were no mosqitoes dragon flies will still be able to eat
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Has science gone too far? 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
AND recent studies show if you take a bath in hot lava you will die
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America... 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My whole class pronounces z as zee except for this one girl every time she says zed everyone get annoyed and gets into a argument
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America... 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Im canadian i pronounce z as zee i get annoyed when people pronounce it as zed
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heh. 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I dont get it
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Classic indeed 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Someone explain, please
Classic indeed 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I... I don't get it
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When I read a clever comment and try to not laugh at it 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Your aloud to go on funsubstance in class
When You Get An A On A Test You Didn't Study For 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I never study for test but i get A alot of times
Are you concerned about the blueberries? 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is the name CBS because thats what it says on the bottom
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