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Sitting beside a black guy 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Read this before, except it was an old man and a gay guy, EXACT same story, except at the end the gay guy (Who they thought was gay cos he had a gay pride tattoo) stood up and said he wasn't gay, the tattoo was in memory of his dead gay army brother.
People just manipulate the same story for all "minorities", pretty sure I've seen one with a young american and an asian guy
100% accurate 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm 17 with a fucked up brain, HAH
Close up of man kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too handsome 46 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I would go gay for this guy, I'm already Bi, but I would go full gay.
I made this 2 years ago... Can be funny! 270 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I raped a dildo because you told me to
who said she never smiles :-) 57 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The reason we hate on her and say she can't smile, is because EVERY role she acts, is the exact same, emotionless piece of shit. I don't give a fuck about her personality, I'm not her friend, I'm a viewer, I care about her acting performance, which is shit.
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A valid point 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If you stop running from the t-rex, the t-rex stops chasing you, sure it starts eating you, but that's an entirely new problem
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A valid point 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The t-rex isn't the problem, your lack of speed is the problem.
Tricky situation 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THE WAY HE SAYS "I WOULD NEVER" THE PAUSES AND START AGAIN MAKES ME LIKE HIM SO MUCH, I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT A CARTOON CHARACTER BEFORE
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Introversion 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Omigod, This post just tought me that I'm an introvert...
Class is cancelled! 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Cancelled = Right, Canceled = Wrong
http://puu.sh/6cB9Z.png <-- Google Chrome set to ENG-US
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A chocolate skull with a nut brain 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I KNEW WALNUTS LOOKED LIKE BRAINS
I love my mom 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dat grammar D:
i know i am not the only one... 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
COE7pr
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Accent marks 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't lie, we all read that as "bone-air"
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The next generation of an old favorite 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THAT'S FIRST MATE WILLIAM RIKER YOU UNCULTURED FUCK
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Just another self pic taken with a phone 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THis picture makes me so uncomfortable
A software engineer's cake 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
As a software engineer myself, I can tell you that this is the most offensive thing you could ever give to a software engineer, this is web development, not software engineering, how dare you mix them up.
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Something that always irked me as a child 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
GOD Evethay! You can't just ask why somebody's blue!
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Merry Christmas 22nd 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Happy day-late birthday! Hope you had a great day yesterday :)
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Why The Hell Is Gay Marriage Illegal?! 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Being legalized in March in the UK
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Truth about colors 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Sorry, they see blue fine, everything else looks yellow
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Truth about colors 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dogs don't see black and white, they see yellow fine, and anything else looks blue
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Makes the idea of it seem quite silly 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Bad Analogy, it's like having a race track, and you start, get half way, then a mile of the track is moved from the beginning of it to the end, thus you have travelled over that piece of track twice, and have travelled an extra mile.
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Heart surgery 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I remember I saw something like this on facebook, where a kid in Arizona had a heart condition, and for his 18th birthday, his dad donated a heart so he could have surgery. Everybody was crying and shit and I was like "Yeah they can't do that. That didn't happen. It's illegal. The doctors can't kill the dad (even with his permission) or allow him to donate his life like that, it's classes as euthanasia. Retards"
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LSP IRL 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She actually looks quite sexy in a cute kinda way, better than a twig that's for sure.
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How I feel 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Heh, this was Jackass, the chair, cabinet and lamp are nailed to the floor, the wind is from a private jet's engine
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I don't usually post stuff like this but... 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
THis is so beautiful, I'm either gunna steal it, or try to do something equally as beautiful.. and fail horribly... I'm gunna steal it... I'm an ass.
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Proud mommy moment 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's the joke
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Seriously 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
NO! NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "THAT'D BE GREAT"! DAMMIT MOON MOON!
Americans aren't always wrong 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
*american person voice* "It's called soccer, not football!" Really? Cos every other country.. ever, seems to disagree.
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What is bravery 37 comments
guest · 10 years ago
There's bravery... then there's real stupidity*
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+1 respect 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I hope when he made this speech he did it in better grammar.
Men vs women 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Vaguely aware of some short people living in the house"
"Babe.. did somebody rent the spare room?"
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Haha, nope. 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Heh, clearly those voters have never played Touhou, or several other WAY harder games than Dark Souls.. pussies
I don't own a bike, therefore I don't own black people 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Nigga stole my bike!"
Rename USA 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Floaty Canada"
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Heartwarming 40 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This boy.. this boy should be the future.
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Mcfeels 37 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I lost my girlfriend to self harm, she was cutting herself and accidentally cut too deep, the pain made her pass out, she bled to death. I was at work at the time. Self harm is NEVER the answer. Get a hobby, talk to friends, go for a run, read a book, all better ways to relieve the pain than with self harm.
I have a new girlfriend now, after 3 years of trying to get over it. She used to self harm, but now she plays games with me when she feels like cutting.
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I don't know why, but this is seriously attractive 31 comments
guest · 10 years ago
o.o I roll my sleeves up to my elbows.. I didn't realise it was that big a deal...
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The worst kind of punishment 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One less piece of shit in the world if you ask me.
Forever together 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She's a keeper
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Seriously? 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
OOOH BURRRN
Seriously? 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She never said it was expensive, just that it was too expensive for her to cry for you.
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Backflip in slowmotion 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I scrolled up and did a front flip, cos I'm such a rebel
No means no 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Cocoa and nuts (yes including peanuts even though they're not actually nuts) along with mushrooms, garlic, raisins, grapes and a load of other things are very bad for dogs, most of which easily leading to severe health problems or even death.
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3 Stupid Stages Of Life 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
So true, when I was a teen, I had a ton of time and enthusiasm, but no money. Now I have a job, so I have the money, and the enthusiasm, but not the time.
She's got a great point 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Batman has no superpowers, just money and training.
Iron Man technically has no superpowers, but he's still a fucking genius
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Worth it? 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The moral: Get your older sister to trade you for drugs, it can only end in free pokemon.
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We all hoped it was Meg :'( 49 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He'll be back...
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No means no 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Peanuts are highly toxic to dogs, you should never let your dog eat them unless you don't want a dog for much longer.