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Two australian surfies give hillarious interview after saving tourists 2 comments
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· 6 years ago
So did he get a date??
A common courtesy 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Guess it’s not that common if you’re happy for this audience perceived exception...
Crashed Japanese Plane in Clear Tropical Waters 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I’ve seen this picture before. It is somewhere in Guam at the Naval Base. Trying to find where exactly so I can see it
The difference between american and australian politicians 17 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
So he is "sacrificing" his political career to get around the will of the people who put him in office?
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Tell this to Thanos 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Exactly. This post is meant to be funny, but think about it. Everything is relative. We might think mount everest is huge, but the whole earth is just dust in this universe. Something that we consider big, great, or smart in this world, there is always something else that is bigger, greater, or smarter. Why atheists (many of them are scientists) closed the possibility of deity's existence? They are open for any kind of science theory, but for the existence of "higher power" (aka god), no way! There is absolutely no god! Not a chance!
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Thank you 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Strictly speaking, “replacing” “I’m sorry” with “thank you” could likely result in this gem: “Thank you for sleeping with your sister.”
Brown eyes 17 comments
Easy choice 3 comments
The beauty that is Cape Town - South Africa 11 comments
Math is hard[core] 8 comments
Mute grubby Crab 3 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Not to mention half of those fancy ones just stab you in the wrist when you swing em around. Speaking from personal experience.
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Jiraffic design 23 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Are we talking about graphics or giraffes here. Giraffe is obviously the exception to the rule here sinse g makes /g/ and not /j/. I don't actually know what gif stands for, but if the g stands for graphics then the answer is pretty clear is it not? Furthermore fuck English for having an exception to literally every rule there is.
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I need to find an excuse to use this insult 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Yo what school do you substitute at if you're allowed to roast the students lmao
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Nice owners 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I'm just guessing but chances are whoever is dumpster diving at a restaurant is probably finding better grub than a PB&J and veggies.
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No burn ointment for you then 13 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
There are genuinely people who cannot get them due to compromised immune systems, egg allergies on the ones that can only be grown in eggs, and some people have sensitivities to them (had a coworker who had gotten sick after a vaccination in the past but not all vaccinations, then had the flu shot and got very very sick, developed Guillain-Barre syndrome, got walking pneumonia, severe kidney swelling, etc. I had a flu shot from the same batch/provider/etc. 15 minutes earlier and zero wrong with me or anyone else at work, but she was in and out of the hospital for months.) Those who can and do get the vaccines help provide a herd immunity for those who can't get them. There is currently an issue where there are people immigrating w/o standard vaccination scheduled vaccines (MMR, Dtap, and the like) and there are now resurgences in areas of high concentrations of those unvaccinated populations. Herd immunity doesn't work unless ~90% of the 'herd'/population has the vaccine/immunity.
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It's expensive to be poor 10 comments
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· 6 years ago
While I'll agree with most, the housing is not always true. House values don't always go up and there are many fees associated with home ownership (insurance, taxes, HOA fees, maintenance, appliance repair/replacement, etc.) & tend to be outside of bus lines and things that make commuting without cars easier. W/ an apartment you don't have to worry about selling the house if you need to move locations. Yes houses can increase in value but that value can be wiped out due to a housing crashes, particular employers moving/going out of business, natural disasters, etc. and where you'd not be walking away w/o debt if you were a homeowner, if you were a renter it's a whole lot easier to get back to where you were. In West Virginia/Appalachia areas the coal industry collapsed, those well paying jobs are never coming back, everything else is moving/shutting down, houses are plummeting in price. If you still owed on a home it'll be a lot harder for you to move than a renter. Ditto for Detroit.
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25 to life would be justice 18 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
“the bitches“
and just like that I knew everything about you that I needed to know
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and just like that I knew everything about you that I needed to know
Things people say when they hit a blunt 33 comments
Joden the real MVP 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The joke is shadowed by the crude, childlike attempt to circle the punch line
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The white people smile 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
That justification is as pathetic as he was. Still love Obamas look "motherfucker .. this was NOT supposed to happen"
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The never ending library! 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Its actually called the long library. Its in Dublin and houses the Book of Kells.
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Gotta being in the dough 3 comments
I am describing my post 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Not only is it a repeat of previous repost.. They still cannot spell woofer or subwoofer correctly.
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Also illegal 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
My friend did that with a bank clock...he was an electrical engineering major, and created a circuit to show time and temperature. The big problem was, the clock used incandescent bulbs, and the current draw blew the circuit breakers often enough to draw too much attention to keep the clock going.
Accusations against Mr Rogers 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Realize what this meme implies to,people who don't know who Mr Rogers is or only have a passing knowledge. So,e of them only get their news from memes and late night tv so they're going to get a mistaken idea of this nuanced "joke." For those that have English as their 2nd or 3rd language, they're really going to struggle with the subtext, and picture a closet Weinstein or Clinton.
Back to the old days 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Hey! You're appropriating my culture by threatening to traffic in slaves! (The culture of the Dutch and English of the 1800s who transported and monetized the sale of slaves to the US, and who now claim the moral high ground since they did away with slavery in their colonies a couple decades earlier; alternatively, the African and Middle Eastern people who captured Africans and sold them to slave traders for profit).
It will be DOPE 6 comments
25 to life would be justice 18 comments
Donald trump 13 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
2561 is the thai year. They follow a different calendar not the same one as others. Meaning that this tweet is from a person using the thai calendar. Its a bit unusual but its a real thing.
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25 to life would be justice 18 comments
25 to life would be justice 18 comments
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· 6 years ago
girl who cried "rape"
boy who cried "wolf"
society who (eventually) cried "bullshit"
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boy who cried "wolf"
society who (eventually) cried "bullshit"
I choose whichever is lighter 7 comments
I choose whichever is lighter 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
1. The point is that we need more of the food on the right to feel full: which results in overeating and hence weight gain. The food on the left makes us feel full only when large quantities are consumed, without making us fat because they're not very dense in calories.
2. Calories aren't the only things that are necessary for our bodies. We also need other nutrients, which the food on the left would lack. The food on the right, in addition to having calories, will also be rich in those essential nutrients.
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2. Calories aren't the only things that are necessary for our bodies. We also need other nutrients, which the food on the left would lack. The food on the right, in addition to having calories, will also be rich in those essential nutrients.
25 to life would be justice 18 comments
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· 6 years ago
This makes me so mad. She deserves longer than ten years. You don't just scream rape just for the hell of it. Rape scars people, it's such a serious issue and the fact that people will claim rape just cause they can is so low
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Cogsworth's dating advice 2 comments