Things people say when they hit a blunt

*hits blunt* Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

*hits blunt* is the S or C silent in scent?

*Hits blunt* is it tomato or tomato

for the root of all evil thing? It isn't necessarily stated in the Bible. It's the love of money that is the root of all evil.

*hits blunt* do boogers have a smell but we're just used to it b/c its up our nose?

there's a hidden button/lever thing on the outside of the bus that the bus driver opens with a key. on the buses we use at my job, anyway.

*hits pothead*
If you hit a blunt without telling the world, did it really happen?

the last one is actually like wtf never thought of that man

Towels are wet so they collect dust floating around, churches collect money because the government makes them pay taxes, water tastes like water, babies are not 9 months old when they are born because we celebrate the birthday, not the day they were conceived, if you drop soap on the ground the floor gets cleaned, you throw away a trash can by putting it in a bigger trashcan, our noses run because snot is coming out of our noses and our feet smell because they have a bad scent, you aw lying, so no, because the English language is messed up, the bus driver has a key to the bus and there is a tiny keyhole on the bus doors for when they are shut for him to lock it.

bus driver has sepreate door for last one

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ???

Funny shit.

The bus driver closes the door then gets off the bus through the back door. Duh

Love of money hun, not money itself. See the bible passage below:
For the love of money is the root of all evils. Some people in reaching for it have strayed from the faith and stabbed themselves with many pains.
1 Timothy 6:10 NET

Wait...i say stuff like this everyday.

*hits blunt* what if oxygen makes our voice lower and hydrogen puts it back to normal

The bus driver gets off then witches back in.

the c is silent as it is there to differentiate the word from sent, also humans can't taste water only it's impurities animals such as pigs however can taste the water itself.