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What?? Dude, people need to respect names. They're given by our parents, we shouldn't change them anyhow.

I also heard she apparently gave birth to two children while still asleep. :/

Lmao getting downvoted because of disliking skittles. This is epic.

It is a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy!

And he'll be like "dude, I don't love the way you lie"

Because he's GAYnor.

The difference is that you aren't being an arrogant idiot like KW is.

Apparently bee venom makes lips poutier.

Me too, and my dad just gave me a packet of M&Ms...

Which Apple do you want to put in?

Definitely the smoothest pebble in the pond!

Wow... never thought of it that way

I'M HERE! TAKE ME! TAKE MY MONEY AND MY SOUL!

Wait. They did? OMG WHAT CAVE HAVE I BEEN LIVING IN

My parents should be proud of me that I put my scholarship money into the bank.

crashbandicoot, you're probably the most mature 14-year-old boy I've met. I'm serious.

My brain aches.

Not just members, but guests too. *raises three fingers into the air*

Can I join in too? Pretty please?

Do they have faults in them?

Please don't ruin it, I'm quite busy now but I'll definitely get around to reading it (at least the first book) before the movie comes out...

I don't. I seriously hate them. Every time I get skittles I always give them away.

If a guy said that to me, I would actually not be impressed because I have a big data plan. Whoops.

Don't worry, they're too young to understand why their parents are either gaping, or laughing their asses off.

To be fair, I don't think Katniss would really like it either. (Come on, LOOK at it!) See, this is why Peeta never got Katniss' attention until the 74th Hunger Games.

... That escalated quickly.

Great username.

That's ironic. And really sad for you and your sister. *gives virtual pat*

Ya serious? This is like the 10th time I'm seeing this. (Not on funsubstance, on twitter. It's retweeted like heck.)

In the original story the Prince had someone apply pitch (something like glue) on the steps so that Cinderella wouldn't be able to run away (the ball actually happened every night, the Prince thought of the idea on the 3rd night). Too bad Cinderella decided to simply ditch her shoes.

What's so surprising? Considering how many Christians there are.

The Chinese version of Lady Gaga.

And of course this has to be written by a grammar Nazi.

calmyourlovelytits needs to be here right now.

(insert even more horrifying comment here to scare averagenarwhal)