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Wouldn't their arms rip off? I mean, your shoulders ARE weak points.

I'm one of those people that don't scare easily. My first though was 'I hope her sheet doesn't get dirty'.

I don't understand this at all. She's not calling his dick a tic-tac, she's comparing his size to one. A tic-tac sized dick does not give a dick tic-tac powers. I'm I being too literal?

I like the wood chips. With sand, it's no fun falling down and seeing what came out of a cat's butt.

Open-faced roast beef sandwich.

I was just thinking of buying some fast food and now I want it more.

It doesn't count if you force your dog's head up. I'm looking at you, #7.

I can run fast in my dreams, but I'm always fucking falling down.

Ponyo!

I agree with everything here.

Is that supposed to be a middle finger or a thumbs up? Maybe a piece of chalk?

I did try this. the chocolate tasted like i was licking a balloon.

A lot of these movies would have been ruined by the first choices.

It's illegal to deface US currency. Everytime a bank receives a such a bill, they have to send it away to be destroyed and each new bill printed costs about 9 cents. Times that by the tens of thousands of idiots defacing bills each day and that the government gets reprinting money from our pockets, maybe you'll be as unamused as I am when you see this passive-aggressive shit.

All I know is if you open the door and pull out the chair for a guy, they usually get weird and uncomfortable. And that makes me laugh.

Having a dog as a friend is good and everything, but if the dog has an important job to do, let the dog do his damn job. That's like having a bomb sniffing dog pulled out of service because some kid can't fall asleep without him.

Penguins are built to fly underwater.

If the guy was really a gardner for any length of time, his ground wouldn't be hard.

It would soon be found out as my neighbors would come to steal the wood.

This isn't official Disney. I don't know where it is, but it's nowhere on Disney property. The quality of the costume is street performer/children's party quality at best, Disney's are very high grade professional quality. Sorce: I've worked in the Disneyland Park costume department for many years. I think these were taken at an Expo or Convention of some kind.

No matter where I am, people will come up to me to ask where something is or how to do something because I wear thick coke bottles. The jokes on them, though, I'm really just a moron with bad eyes.

This is photoshopped, none of them are jumping. All the clothes and hair are perfectly neutral, and the feet in the back are flat, like they would be standing on ground. Also, their 'shadow' is right below them, when the sun is coming in from the low right, look at the teddy bear's foot.

The first time I saw this type of sandwich was on the British cooking show "Two Fat Ladies". And they kind of looked down on American eating habits.

At my old job, you were sometimes required to work 12 hour shifts 8 hours apart. The company hires security guards to patrol the employee parking lot to wake up and threaten to tow away anyone trying to get some sleep there instead of wasting hours going home and back. The very definition of a dick company.

That's what family's for.

Medusa is a snake from the waist down.

But the post doesn't differentiate between the two. Fat is fat. And yes, you can have serious medical problems from the weight gain from pregnancy, but it is still far more healthy to pack on the fat then staying thin while carrying.

And this is why people carry guns.

It depends, is it from my point of view or someone else's?

Those are some gross pepperoni pieces, they should be more oval and stretched.

*kernels