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The kernals on the cob have to be bone dry for this to work. It also has to be popping corn, sweet corn would not do this.

Someone's getting laid.

The thought bubble was added on by some hack. The original by Dan Pizarro doesn't have one.

What about all the preggers who are fat to be healthy?

These locations look nice and clean, I wouldn't mind visting them.

Never give your kid(s) an old cell phone. The phones can still dial 911!

The way she's holding her boobs, you should see her nipples.

My first thoughts were: it's so old, the insides have liquified.

Is this what happens when I put faith in humanity?

If the reaction is this quick, you might be overwatering.

No matter where I go, bacon always tastes like salty soap. It's the nastiest shit you can eat.

Ain't no laws against hitting cripples.

What if one of them dies?

Oranges can be yellow until they ripen.

The 'I'm always getting screwed...' is a bolt. Bolts don't get screwed, they get ratcheted.

There's no way number 4 can see anything, the opening starts below the eyes.

I stabbed a child because I was horny. I have serial killer written all over me.

Guess you never met a crack whore.

What if your mom's not calling your name from downstairs, but for help because she's in horrible pain?

Dark Moon, the opposite of a full Moon. I guess that makes me more of a poser than a Werewolf.