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Pop-tart, gun, and idaho all in one 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What?? Dude, people need to respect names. They're given by our parents, we shouldn't change them anyhow.
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Peeta pan 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Would be awesome if Disney hired him to be the next Peter Pan.
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How Cinderella Should Have Ended.... 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I also heard she apparently gave birth to two children while still asleep. :/
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If candy companies had honest slogans 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Lmao getting downvoted because of disliking skittles. This is epic.
The best reason to be a scientist 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It is a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy!
Weird thoughts 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And he'll be like "dude, I don't love the way you lie"
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she should have seen that coming 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Because he's GAYnor.
It's a sad that he is high esteemed 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The difference is that you aren't being an arrogant idiot like KW is.
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Microscopic look at bee stinger vs a needle 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Apparently bee venom makes lips poutier.
This man invented a new way to eat M&Ms 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Me too, and my dad just gave me a packet of M&Ms...
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Gel fridge 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Which Apple do you want to put in?
Tumblr self esteem raiser comp 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Definitely the smoothest pebble in the pond!
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Mindblown 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wow... never thought of it that way
the dark is suffocating me, im sorry mother. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'M HERE! TAKE ME! TAKE MY MONEY AND MY SOUL!
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What teaaaam? 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wait. They did? OMG WHAT CAVE HAVE I BEEN LIVING IN
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Hey look 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My parents should be proud of me that I put my scholarship money into the bank.
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Come back here, son 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Instantly thought of Finding Nemo.
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Rule of Sleep 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hey, my mum WAKES ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE I'M ASLEEP JUST TO ASK ME HOW TO LOCK HER IPHONE. (Sorry about the caps, I had to get it out.)
Love is love 43 comments
guest · 10 years ago
crashbandicoot, you're probably the most mature 14-year-old boy I've met. I'm serious.
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Making this comic must have been time consuming 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My brain aches.
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Can you relate? 54 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not just members, but guests too. *raises three fingers into the air*
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Can you relate? 54 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Can I join in too? Pretty please?
No Kitty,no 24 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hey dude, you're getting some pussy!
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No Kitty,no 24 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Do they have faults in them?
As seen on tumblr 27 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Please don't ruin it, I'm quite busy now but I'll definitely get around to reading it (at least the first book) before the movie comes out...
If candy companies had honest slogans 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't. I seriously hate them. Every time I get skittles I always give them away.
Now that's saying something special 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If a guy said that to me, I would actually not be impressed because I have a big data plan. Whoops.
you know your neighborhood is weird when 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That is seriously creepy. This coming from a ex-Teletubbies fan.
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Perfectly timed fireworks 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't worry, they're too young to understand why their parents are either gaping, or laughing their asses off.
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Ohshitwhatthef*ck 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
To be fair, I don't think Katniss would really like it either. (Come on, LOOK at it!) See, this is why Peeta never got Katniss' attention until the 74th Hunger Games.
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Thanks, body parts 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My skin, for preventing others from seeing my muscles.
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New parent tips 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"Mom? Am I your kid or am I an alien from outer space?"
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When You Think You'll Sneeze but You Don't 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And then you look like an idiot with your mouth open (even worse if you made the ah... ah... ah... sounds before you actually sneeze).
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I feel you 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
... That escalated quickly.
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do you smell that? 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Great username.
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As a new stepmother, Disney is not working in my favor 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's ironic. And really sad for you and your sister. *gives virtual pat*
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Embrace the racism 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ya serious? This is like the 10th time I'm seeing this. (Not on funsubstance, on twitter. It's retweeted like heck.)
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How Cinderella Should Have Ended.... 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In the original story the Prince had someone apply pitch (something like glue) on the steps so that Cinderella wouldn't be able to run away (the ball actually happened every night, the Prince thought of the idea on the 3rd night). Too bad Cinderella decided to simply ditch her shoes.
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Lies 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No, it only happens to Katniss Everdeen.
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I don't believe in gravity 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What's so surprising? Considering how many Christians there are.
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Another way of using toilet paper 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The Chinese version of Lady Gaga.
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Ugh, I want a duck too 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I want a duck now.
This Boy Is My Hero..... 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We wear uniforms at my school too. *shrugs*
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And now God, Drum Solo! 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm listening to a song titled Raining now...
A hero to all boys..... 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And of course this has to be written by a grammar Nazi.
Basil Leaves 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Basil left because he couldn't take it anymore. He had to go find Mistress Mary Quite Contrary.
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They're Mine. I Can Use Them For Good Or Evil..... 31 comments
guest · 10 years ago
calmyourlovelytits needs to be here right now.
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A true gentleman 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I want him as my boyfriend.
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People commenting "first" should also beware 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
(insert even more horrifying comment here to scare averagenarwhal)
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Math 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is what I say when my mom asks me about school.