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Wait, I'm pro rest. I like rests.

I miss my cats

I'm so doing this.

He knows.....

I recently flew from the west coast to east and back, with connections in Detroit both ways. That airport is so huge, I barely made it with running all the way. This would have been amazingly useful.

Oh Jerry, I so get you.......cheese

My wife still doesn't understand wifi; "You turn on your laptop and have internet? Then why are we paying for it?" sigh

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I'm just curious why Aman gets the dogs. I want a dog myself.

Heh, penis mightier.

I hope.....

Own it, own it, own it, looking forward to seeing it, own it

Well, this explains how Bush got elected the first time.

Case in point

That picture on the wall.....I so want it

Where's Mr. Bill's foot?

After Dark

I want rainbow flavored Doritos.

Ah yes, insider trading. Nothing wrong with that.

On a side note; she seems to have exceedingly long legs.

If 1 and 2 are true then I must be a zombie, or a vampire. Hopefully a vampire, I don't get along with zombies.

scarud? Nah, you're fine.

I just laid my father-in-law to rest in Burlington, VT. Oh, the feels.

Just did something similar; got home at 2AM after flying from NC to WA, boss texts me "arriving in WA at 8AM". Offered to pick him up. He accepts. Shit.

I was there, many years ago. Trying to deal with a severe depression, fighting with the girlfriend, can't get a job, overdue bills, etc. Life just dropped a ton of bricks on me and it kept getting worse. Decided ending it to end the pain. Had a sawed off 12 gauge loaded with 00 buckshot in my mouth and my finger on the trigger, maybe 4 ounces of pressure before the gun went off, when I had an epiphany that was very much like this post. I sat there for maybe 20-30 minutes with the gun in my mouth thinking about friends and family and that maybe my suicide would cause far more pain to others than it would cure for me. I changed my mind, figuring why not give it another day, another week, maybe a month.
Now: I've married the girlfriend, bought a house, have a great job, and I am an uncle to children from both of her sisters. Participating in their growing up has given me untold joy in life that I almost missed.

What's up with spongebob; is he preparing to grill the Huskeranian?

No.

Yeah, accidentally...

Wisteria in bloom has the most wonderful, amazing scent; can you imagine what it must smell like here?

I read the lower caption as "Ryan Celery" at first