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To be fair, that was about 70 years ago

Maleficent: is made
Me: begins to lose hope
Jungle Book remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Pete's Dragon remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Dumbo remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Aladdin remake: is made
Me: begins to dig coffin from lost hope
Lion King remake: is made
Me: places gun barrel against head as I stand in front of the grave
Little mermaid remake casting is announced: for some reason she's black now
Me: begins to pull trigger
Mulan trailer: doesn't look half bad
Me: where's my Szechuan sauce

The younger you are, the more beers you would have drunk. So let's be generous and assume you are a stunning 100 years old. 1919 was 275 years after 1644, so you have lost 2,75 years of lifespan every year of your life. On average, you drank one pint every 3 minutes and 16 seconds. That's not counting the first years of your life and the time you spent sleeping, so, more like one pint every 2 minutes, since you were 15, for 16 hours a day.
And that's assuming you are 100 years old. If you're 30, you should have drunk one pint every 30 seconds (roughly).
So, just to sum up:
1) I call BS, and
2) I am pretty far in the autistic spectrum and have way too much free time on my hands.

Well... am I supposed to use that toilet-towel in my body?

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Haha! I had just moved to Manchester. I can visit Gay Village anytime I want.

Because daytime is usually more associated with productive work. Vs nighttime thats usually associated for more laxed moments. Basically someone who goes to sleep early and wakes up early maximises the parts of the day that are productive and therefore is seen as healthy.

Just you.

Complaint lel

Okay then

As funny as the "women belong to the kitchen memes". Sexist.

I hardly think Coca-Cola is solely to blame for the commercialization of santa.

So it’s Spiced Spam?

Lol

I do this with plain rice

What for..?

Libertarians and conservatives don't want Somalia. But there's really no other real world example of a low tax, low regulation weak central government society.

You are fake news

Good.

That's kind of hard to do cuz I ain't really seen a lot of fun times in my life this is serious. Person I guess

Its telling you not to eat

“Slightly” lol

.... if a cup is so important, couldn’t you just liberally rinse out the can??

Drunk driver hailed as a hero for driving a barbie jeep. Yeah, NO.

A+ crossover

A can half-circle?

I’ve never seen this movie but of the three, one looks like he knows he’s going to lose, one thinks he has a chance, and one we all know is going to win.

But it was deleted before Obama was born...

I think this started as a muslim type of joke, but lost in translation along the way

Tim Cook

So, I'm not the only one....

I agree, the little mermaid shouldn’t be played by anyone. We must CGI a statue!

Liggers

So, That's the train of thought of abuse victims who unquestioningly stay with their abusive "love"

That's cute as Heck

oh god i can hear the ending

Fuck that guy

And here have Americans bitching about it

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If fuck your mom, but the dog beat me over the fence

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That took me longer than it should have.