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That was helpful 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
S/D conversion. Actually, I prefer this.
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I would take this job in a heartbeat (Jens butt-brusher) 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oops! How did that dirt get there? (All jokes aside, that is f*ing awesome!)
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I don't know how to react after the first time 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The second time I would usually just say "Hi again!" and we would share a hair/hand combo flip back with an uncomfortable chuckle, but the third time I just stab 'em in the face. I think that is standard protocol. Yep, pretty sure.
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Faith in humanity lost again 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Looks at third hand...shit. Gets in long line
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Oooh baby 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What a qwerty
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The cutest surprise 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh wow... did your grandmother quilt that
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He'd get embarrassed if I straight up told him he stinks 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
bu.bu..but boobs
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Title (noun) - name of a work 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You're silly.
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This is so adorable 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There's a snake in my ugg.
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When I told my nephew that hand sanitizer was extremely flammable 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yea, we used to make smiley faces with that stuff and light it on fire.
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How to Get Laid 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Step 1: Get girlfriend...
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What 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sid!
A true scientist 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Doesn't his mustache have superpowers that make him immune to death rays
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Learning Thai 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You wrap your elderly grandma around your head
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This kills the cat 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Vulcan nerve pinch!
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Found a raccoon in this exact position 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Come at me bro
STICK IT TO THE OLD PEOPLE 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I know I've seen this but I can't remember what it's from. Anyone?
such is life 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ned Kelly
Snow Dalek. This is what we do with snow days in England 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
my lovely amelia pond
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Hakuna matata 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I just want to go fast again - Ricky Bobby
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Do you care where and how your clothes, shoes etc are made? 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There would be cat hair every where!
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Tumblr on how to make a salad 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
et tu...
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His name should be captain thor: Hulk of iron 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Never mind, I forget Spiderman wasn't invited.
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His name should be captain thor: Hulk of iron 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
green goblin ears, maybe
The world's most hydrophobic surface 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
what is?
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Never skip face day 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Apply beard. Repeat
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Margarita anyone? 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Anyway, the other night I was playing Twister with some amputees.
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Helga 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whatcha doin
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My friend spotted this at walmart 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah I agree. This Walmart is extremely tame. From what I can tell, they already have one more register open than at the Walmart near us.
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This is going to be a legitimate issue for the next few weeks 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My mom wrote 1914 as the year today on a check today. She was a little off.
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Goofy is a widower whose only family and reminder of his wife is his son max 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But he does get his groove on with that librarian.
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Was barely able to buy stuff 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
...and yes I would like to use this coupon for one stuff.
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Remember.. Fifth Grade Education 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I forgot how to soup.
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Snoop really doesn't care 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good for him. He's cutting back.
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Prehistoric skeleton 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What an odd fourth arm
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Cutest bodyguard 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Awe
Om nom nom nom 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
reverse asshole
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Order 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Umm, dat order.
Rainbow Leaf! 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
ROY G and the BIVS, they're all here.
Make girls wet 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Strangely, this is truly what most poetry is about.
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Why would you do this to yourself 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You bastard
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Oh mr moseby 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hooch is crazy.
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You'll auction off what? 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I remember this, hilarious
Jesus is back! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
and that fuckers in good shape
So your life really does flash before your eyes? 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm calling BS. Though, I think whether this is true or not is unimportant. If when we do die, our life flashes before us for 7 minutes, then we sure as hell better make it a good 7 mins.
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