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Well... Shit happens 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
He's awful sad looking for someone who wanted to express his unique personality. If he was clever he'd wear it until it became trendy. Then it's time for a YouTube search - lockpicking padlock
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oof 9 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
OMG, this is the ONLY way I'd watch sports. I don't even care about the Olympics.
Dog doesn't realize it's not solid 3 comments
Not all heroes wear capes 10 comments
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· 5 years ago
I had a rescue dog that bit someone. It was a terrible situation to be in, she was just so freaked out by everything , i think the abuse she suffered gave her really bad nervous anxiety which made her over protective of me. I loved her so much despite the fact that she could have done something like this. It was really harsh when i took her to be put down because its policy for them to take the dog away to do it as it has bitten.so so sad. Rip poppy my darling
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Kim jong-un, a history 17 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
You lot always screech whenever a Democrat uses diplomacy. Your party is amoral, unprincipled trash.
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The kid had a Spider-Man themed funeral as well 14 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Disney cartoons subliminally excite a childs sexuality at a very young age. The technique was discovered by the nazis and is a form of hypnotic programming. Funnily enough all the sources i would have given are no longer available, hmmmm....
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Found this in my Hotel Room .. What a legend 6 comments
What would you do? 19 comments
13 policemen withstanding the flow 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
In uk you can be on a random journey at a train station and could get caught up in swathes of hooligans. It makes me ashamed to be british, they are horrible. Its like night of the living dead , a sea of orcs
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Idiotic waggish ragged Scorpion 1 comments
There is a politician I can trust 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
You mean Gemma O'Doherty? A conspiracy theorist and general lunatic who got a whooping 1.85% of votes last April in Dublin? Now that's a rise.
But no Mushu :/ 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Maleficent: is made
Me: begins to lose hope
Jungle Book remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Pete's Dragon remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Dumbo remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Aladdin remake: is made
Me: begins to dig coffin from lost hope
Lion King remake: is made
Me: places gun barrel against head as I stand in front of the grave
Little mermaid remake casting is announced: for some reason she's black now
Me: begins to pull trigger
Mulan trailer: doesn't look half bad
Me: where's my Szechuan sauce
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Me: begins to lose hope
Jungle Book remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Pete's Dragon remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Dumbo remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Aladdin remake: is made
Me: begins to dig coffin from lost hope
Lion King remake: is made
Me: places gun barrel against head as I stand in front of the grave
Little mermaid remake casting is announced: for some reason she's black now
Me: begins to pull trigger
Mulan trailer: doesn't look half bad
Me: where's my Szechuan sauce
Here's a meme for all y'all boomers out there 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
The younger you are, the more beers you would have drunk. So let's be generous and assume you are a stunning 100 years old. 1919 was 275 years after 1644, so you have lost 2,75 years of lifespan every year of your life. On average, you drank one pint every 3 minutes and 16 seconds. That's not counting the first years of your life and the time you spent sleeping, so, more like one pint every 2 minutes, since you were 15, for 16 hours a day.
And that's assuming you are 100 years old. If you're 30, you should have drunk one pint every 30 seconds (roughly).
So, just to sum up:
1) I call BS, and
2) I am pretty far in the autistic spectrum and have way too much free time on my hands.
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And that's assuming you are 100 years old. If you're 30, you should have drunk one pint every 30 seconds (roughly).
So, just to sum up:
1) I call BS, and
2) I am pretty far in the autistic spectrum and have way too much free time on my hands.
Found this in my Hotel Room .. What a legend 6 comments
The little trashmaid 17 comments
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· 5 years ago
Hey just want to make sure proper credit is given here. This was made by S0s2 you can find her works on Twitter.com/S0s2 and also the full comic is available on webtoon. She is also holding a patreon to raise funds through donations involving this comic to help ocean conservation organizations
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an*sd 3 comments
#ALLSleepMatters 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Because daytime is usually more associated with productive work. Vs nighttime thats usually associated for more laxed moments. Basically someone who goes to sleep early and wakes up early maximises the parts of the day that are productive and therefore is seen as healthy.
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Always turn out great in the end! 2 comments
Stop commercializing culture 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I hardly think Coca-Cola is solely to blame for the commercialization of santa.
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thonking 14 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Libertarians and conservatives don't want Somalia. But there's really no other real world example of a low tax, low regulation weak central government society.
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Angels 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
That's kind of hard to do cuz I ain't really seen a lot of fun times in my life this is serious. Person I guess
Twitter these days 20 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
@rosalinas - you just gotta be kidding me... first of all you're pretty much the color of cottage cheese so what about this POC bullshit? Then people defining themselves as poc live in a society where they are NOT the predominant race/color/ethnic - where you live literally everyone looks like you. This is just ludicrous.
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2425 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
.... if a cup is so important, couldn’t you just liberally rinse out the can??
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One of the greatest moments in cinema history 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
And this scene is 100% what the title says it is. A masterclass in slow-burn tension.
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DWI barbie b*tch 12 comments