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Good reason to have the bridesmaids stand. Or wear dresses with straps.

I had them memorized by the third grade.

Do y'all see the person by the base, or is it just me?

Technically, it was the Duke trying the slipper on the girls.

Because He's God.

The last one is totally my favorite.

Because it's not free to those of us already struggling to make a living. I'm all for helping out those in need, but no one should be forced to. It means more if it comes from the goodwill of your heart.

It's not about what you do; it's having faith in God and believing He sent His Son to die for us.

I found out when I was eight (my friends told me). I pretended I still believed for two whole years after because I thought I would get less presents.

Taylor has been with 6 guys in about 7 years. She's also called slut all the time, just because she writes and sings her feelings.

Well, crap. My friends are crazy. The guy I like is crazy.

Back to December and I Knew You Were Trouble are the two main songs where she takes the blame. In others, there are lines where she shares the blame. And then actually, a lot of her songs aren't about break-ups.

*encounters

Well, I don't want to be mean, but my Asian BFF is...well, not stupid. But she's not that smart. She really just has her bad moments and she's very crazy.

I'm a Christian. Happy holidays doesn't bother me. Season's greetings bothers me.

Songs don't have to rhyme...

One Christmas, when I was about five, my grandpa and older cousins made one for me and my younger cousins. It was awesome.

What would happen if I said "I don't know"?

Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato don't deserve to be on that list.

Well, technically, Jesus didn't say anything in the Gospels. But God condemns homosexuality elsewhere in the Bible.
HOWEVER, as Christians, we are to hate the sin, not the sinner. We're all sinners, after all, just in different ways. All sins are equal to God.

It's a two-way street. If girls don't want the negative attention, then they shouldn't dress like prostitutes. But guys should be taught to respect women, too.

The bank my mom works at is open from 9-5 (lobby), but 8-6 (drive-up) and from 8-1 on Saturdays. So her bank isn't a scumbag. :D

It's because you lose most of your body heat through your head and feet.

They used the right tenses of you're and your! :D

For me, it was my guy-friend and me. He and I loved to pick at each other during biology. I thought only our lab group noticed, but then I found out the rest of the class AND our teacher watched and were highly entertained.

Well, they come to me for advice and it seems to work usually... The only time it didn't...well that girl is a mess in general. She seems to love drama, so.

So you want problems that last 3-6 months?

Out of those guys she's only dated five: Conor Kennedy, Taylor Lautner, Harry Styles, John Mayer, and Joe Jonas. 'Kennedy' and 'Conor' are parts of Conor Kennedy's name, she only wrote a song about meeting Adam Young, Patrick Schwarzenegger is Conor's cousin, and she and Zac Efron are and were just friends.

Well, I have 4 close friends, and 2 of them are just a wee bit insane. What are the odds?

My church has free WiFi...

What about Billy Graham? I'm not sure how rich he is, but he's a very influential Christian and I believe he is sincere in his faith.

That was a nice work of fiction. Except for #4. #4 happens sometimes.

My friends' moms always ask how I am, how school is going, if I have a boyfriend yet, etc.
But, yeah, that's accurate for my friends' dads.

And she actually brought her brother. But who cares if she has a date or not?

Why not both?

Out of those guys, she only dated Joe, Taylor, John, Jake, Conor, and Harry. -_- Patrick is Conor's cousin, for goodness' sake. And who the hell is Luca?

You know, she could be referring to her boyfriend/fiance/husband. A woman's best friend is supposed to be her husband. :)

#3 and #6 actually look fairly nice without make-up. And the last one looks great with. :)

Technically, I should not be charged for existing. That's my parents' fault.

She actually looks really normal and pretty in the first two.

What type of cow and lettuce were used to make that salad???

"That's the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard."~Bill Cosby

I like both, but I will prefer one over the other, depending on my mood.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Technically, those are the movie covers.

I think a lot of Americans say taxi, too, because it's proper name is a taxi cab. And some Americans say autumn, but we generally say fall. :)
Also, I've always called them curtains. I actually think a lot of Americans do, too.

Personally, as a woman. I'd take five words: I'm sorry. I love you.

She never dated Zac Efron and Patrick Schwarzenegger, and she only wrote a song about how it felt to meet Adam Young.
Since she was famous, Taylor has dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, and Harry Styles.

Double-jointed?

My guess is, at one point, they were planning to put a staircase there, and got the door but then stopped with the plans.