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Took me days 51 comments
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· 5 years ago
cut all 4 in half and eat the 1/2s
Was trying to get a portrait shot of my doggo, but my cat jumped up at the right moment 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
Did you see the look on the out-of-focus dog as well? Ol’ Mouse Breath rules with an iron paw!
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Noah figured it out 2 comments
*laughs in apocalyptically* 16 comments
No one touch the thermostat 8 comments
Extra extra good news 2 comments
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· 5 years ago
Yeah cuz China Owens literally every single panda in the world and makes a lot of money renting them too zoos around the world
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Leslie Nielsen is one of the greatest . 48 comments
Sister is going too far for anime expo next month 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
Yes. It's a cosplay style called animegao kigurumi. ("Animegao"="anime face", "kigurumi"=I don't remember but something to do with wearing something) Most masks are just static, but for a while I followed the progress of a maskmaker/cosplayer who managed to rig up their masks so you could make them wink or blink by moving your mouth.
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The reason finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes 15 comments
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· 5 years ago
If you think this is good and important, start a program doing this in your community. Solicit donations and volunteers to pack the boxes. Maybe some local businesses will even kick in with free items as part of their local outreach. Several stores in my city have budget for that stuff, and will give something to nearly anyone who asks.
Or, sit around and complain that someone else (an individual, group or the government) should do it. If that's your choice, be honest with yourself and with everyone else that it wasn't actually all THAT important to you.
It bugged me and a bunch of other people that there's a wheelchair program to get one to people who need one, but those people often get stuck in their homes due to anywhere from a single step to a two story staircase. This group builds wheelchair ramps for free for these people, and the materials are discounted by local lumber yards and paid for by the people in the group plus a couple churches. So, you CAN do something.
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Or, sit around and complain that someone else (an individual, group or the government) should do it. If that's your choice, be honest with yourself and with everyone else that it wasn't actually all THAT important to you.
It bugged me and a bunch of other people that there's a wheelchair program to get one to people who need one, but those people often get stuck in their homes due to anywhere from a single step to a two story staircase. This group builds wheelchair ramps for free for these people, and the materials are discounted by local lumber yards and paid for by the people in the group plus a couple churches. So, you CAN do something.
I don't watch tv, where is my Lamborghini? 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
If you were hustling a second job or taking classes to improve your skills to increase your chances of getting a better job, you wouldn't have time to be sitting at home watching TV because you're broke. Ok, you're bored, what has a better chance of improving your situation, the stuff I mentioned or watching tv while whining about your situation? Honestly, I think you accidentally made the very point this meme tries to show...not only do broke people watch a lot of tv, they don't even realize their lazy and wasteful habits contribute to their situation.
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Dog before and after being called a good boy 2 comments
Never forget the people who guided you 3 comments
Nothing like a problem to brighten a day 2 comments
I Was Born.... 61 comments
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· 5 years ago
I know this is so stupid but your comment made me so happy that I saved it for later. Here we are 11 weeks later and still smiling, because you gave me such a compliment. Thank you
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There is hope..140k and counting 3 comments
'nuff said 6 comments
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· 5 years ago
When the women's team makes as much in advertising, spectators and merchandise, you know, works as a business to pay for salary wages, go for. Hell, give them more if the business model makes more!
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Good scam 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
What if he or she said that it didnt come through and the pedo should send it again
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"the brownies" 3 comments
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· 5 years ago
To spoil the "joke" even if marijuana is legal in your state this is technically a boobytrap, which is illegal.
Do not do this.
You, not the thief, can/will get fired and arrested.
This applies to all "don't eat my food" things - drugs, laxatives (technically poisoning as well), super duper hot sauce, etc. As much as breakroom lunch thieves deserve a place in Hell, don't get yourself in trouble, bring it up repeatedly with HR until they put a camera in and catch/fire the thief.
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Do not do this.
You, not the thief, can/will get fired and arrested.
This applies to all "don't eat my food" things - drugs, laxatives (technically poisoning as well), super duper hot sauce, etc. As much as breakroom lunch thieves deserve a place in Hell, don't get yourself in trouble, bring it up repeatedly with HR until they put a camera in and catch/fire the thief.
Germany will always be Germany 3 comments
A message from Todd Howard 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
I love wwhat they are doing with SW/SH, gotta cut out all the useless mons. Can't wait!
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Pick one damn! 2 comments
Balcony? That will be + 1000 euros 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Soundproof office space and/or containment area for pets and family while cleaning,etc.
Nicole's unite! 3 comments
mind = blown 26 comments
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· 5 years ago
No..that theory of Elsa and Anna’s parents going to Rapunzels wedding and have shipwreck,wash ashore and have Tarzan then die from a tiger,and Ariel finds the shipwreck works,EXCEPT FOR TWO MAIN THINGS,Frozen parents ship is a COMPLETELY different ship than what Ariel found,and remember Ariel finds Prince Eric,umm this theory doesn’t work with that,PLUS all this movies are in COMPLETELY different time zones..DUHH
Mexico knew 22 comments
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· 5 years ago
Speaking of crminal elements, Trump is a traitor for hiring illegals and providing forged documents right?
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The misguided hatred towards immigrants 24 comments
Keanu reeves in another life..The true king 4 comments
I suppose that's what it seens like when I do the talking and opening the doors for them. 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
I like that the old man didn't mind the gayness, he was just surprised at who was in charge.
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