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Oh that's sad. In first World countries people don't have to work any more at that age. Poor guy

Yes, doggo! Yesss! Lick off all of my sweet exterior flavor because my interior is nothing more than a husk of fleshly disappointment!

Cute catto. Thank you @releasethekraken

I didn't know 50 year olds were on this site

I thought he was given a banana and he put ironman drawing for scale.

Easy: The tooth fairy is busy. Who do you think calls her to let her know she has another job?

I wanna kick dave.

Many people take a bath at 7am in the morning.

Too much debate over a bot posting

blue pepsi

So cool!

When hell freezes over she said she would date me... It is my time

i have some qualms

Are they free

I have never had love. You can’t even try and convince me that someone would miss me if I died. I know it isn’t true.
I probably won’t kill myself, but it’s important that we’re honest with ourselves.

You can afford a washing machine? Wow, that's more than I can afford! Those things are pretty expensive.

Where can I get this made at

Yay! Let's generalize men! They don't have feelings anyway. Am I right, ladies? Ha...haha. ha. *Eye roll*

Brown beer.

Striped vodka

Wait...taking responsibility to "do something" about an issue, and not protest that the government isn't spending enough money to take care of it? WTH?

Cutest pupper

Redneck Moving Services, they git 'er done!

This should be illegal !! Octopi are intelligent life, its like eating a dolphin. I sincerely wish them a slow and painful demise

She's not only 11, she's also an artist

Want to compare ? 43 in France

I just shot the thickest stringiest load to this thanks op

Why would your stove need a software!?

That's not how it works, That's not how anything works!

Black coke

I hate how you have to be part of some movement or group to have a belief these days. "Feminism" isn't needed in this day and age and only helps widen the gap between the genders, the bitter trolls have only helped that fact. You don't have to be a feminist to belive in equality of genders. I hate modern day feminism because it has turned inwards rather the outwards, focusing more on what women can't do rather than what they can do. How about we just drop all the sheep like radical movements and just try to be decent people to all living beings regardless of gender or race.

Brown semen

I'm going to the chicken spot behind them.
Cock out

Midnight Oil did this way before Rammstein :D

Because left handed people are the devil

Nice work that.

So they want to fill 300 beds with state or federal officials? I'm ok with that.

This was way funnier than it had any right to be.