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You mean dad's outside the Midwest don't do this?

Don’t be a drug dealer lol

I don’t speak metric.

For those that are struggling to read it normally as I did it’s supposed to say Aunt

Good for you!!!

Who would say no to receiving money just cause some of it had to go to charity?

It’s stop codon

The next picture is the helpers throwing the old people in the water and running away

New favorite guy

It's fine to put things in perspective, but it's also okay to care about the little things sometimes. Btw it's just common courtesy not to take excessive space

Baby come back

Kerry for Sam! Fuck the Dubs!

I won’t say I’m particularly passionate about this but I will say this. No one made memes like this when women said they wanted more representation in Hollywood. Or when Jews said they wanted to make sure people didn’t forget the Holocaust. Or when Native Americans got rights to run casinos in states that didn’t legalize gambling. Do I think we should make a main character black just to *seem* be edgy or progressive or whatever? No. But do I think black people should have a chance to show stories that people know and love as the lead character because they did a great job in the role? Absolutely. I think we should let the quality of their performance determine whether or not the decision to cast them was a good one. Just like all ya’all did with Ms. Marvel. So I’m just going to put that there and quietly back away...

It's got Electrolytes!!!!!!

You tell them drowning causes autism. Then have Jenny McCarthy drown her own children.

I mean, I feel like if a doctor gave me a sharpie and said ‘circle the eye I’m supposed to operate on’ I would immediately question his credentials.

Isn’t it ironic how so many religions, which are supposed to be built on the idea of “love thy neighbour”, seem to be so full of hate?

The chosen one to have a hot ass car when he gets back.

Well, first of all, that sapling is an entirely different tree. And it had the (mis)fortune of sprouting from the trunk of a tree that was clearly chopped down for a reason. I’m gonna guess because it’s location wasn’t desirable or it grew too close to the pavement which choked its roots or cracked the concrete so someone decided it was best to remove it entirely. So if the moral of this story is make bad decisions about where to land in life then have kids who follow exactly in your footsteps, then I’d say it was mission accomplished.

Jokes on you. I work nights so I see ALLLLLL your shitposts

Not like anyone will ever get a good answer on it

It gets more terrifying depending on whether or not it’s their own skin.

Barbie after taco night...

Ginger Nuts

Psh what? That's Sean Astin from No Good Nick

You'd all make good pickles!

I use two blankets.

Friggin crazy bonez

So basically the Walking Dead but with fortuitously placed helicopters and multimillion dollar contracts for spinoffs.

The Morning After Lisa.

Thats awesome but can we please just plant trees :(

Prolly likes the originals more

NO

Name one more popular!

Pleather chafes?

The end of the “influencer”.

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER