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Thus I always feel petty and trivial 20 comments
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· 10 years ago
Story of my life
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Tired of your shit, mom 7 comments
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· 10 years ago
STORY TIME: I was at a friends and my mom gave us a bag of Easter candy that was in the "Easter bunny eggs" I am 15. Anyway, I decided to skrew with her. I looked at the candy, than at her, than started fake crying as I said in horror, "the Easter bunnies not real?!" She froze and just stood there awkwardly. My friends were dying and gave me thumbs up as I ran out of the room. I stood behind the back door laughing for 20 minutes listening to my mom try to explain what happened to her friend.
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The Saddest Story Ever Told 8 comments
Another argument 62 comments
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· 10 years ago
This challenge is for girls too, find a guy who isn't perfect, no ones perfect, everyone should just lower their standards a tiny bit of an inch, and I bet everyone would be a lot happier
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Another argument 62 comments
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· 10 years ago
Guys seem to only approach the girls who are perfect. Everyone who says they would spare the girl in the first picture a second glance is a fucking lier. MAYBE if girls are LUCKY the guy will come to love her personality and she won't be forced to hide. Don't tell us some bs about "we care about personalities." Than fucking show it. I dare every guy who's reading this to go to work or school tomorrow and fins someone who doesn't look perfect, someone with flaws who most people wouldn't look at twice, and talk to them.
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It's a thought 23 comments
This will be me in a job interview 16 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Omg we just learned this. I liked this better than some other of the shit we had to go through
Great example. 5 comments
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· 10 years ago
Yea this little charade right here caused them to be attacked by cave crawlers, which is a much better lesson; if you break the rules of a person who knows more than you, you will be attacked my giant scorpion rat creatures
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Video game logic 8 comments
You can't just ask why he's white! 8 comments
My dad is a mega huge Christian and he has this it's so weird. 21 comments
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· 10 years ago
Our etcher makes us listen to it instead of normal music. Our other teacher plays domodoregato mr roboto over and over again. I don't know who's worse *shivers*
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I can't believe it's not butter 6 comments
Unforgettable childhood memories 52 comments
Night Blogging 6 comments
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· 10 years ago
My friends boyfriend asked her if she had ever tried water popsicles.... He was talking about ice cubes
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When you talk about The Sims in public 21 comments
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· 10 years ago
One time me and my friend were playing sims while my brother was playing call of duty, and we had a very loud argument if I should see, my boyfriend and get rejected because I stink, or take a shower and miss work.... The kinetic microphone was on
Seems rare to find these types of awesome girls 26 comments
That movie....oh my god. I can't even.... 21 comments
Doing the Gwen Stefani thing 12 comments
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· 10 years ago
One time I started singing this quietly at school and a bunch of people turned to look at me so I sang louder and no one knew what it was.
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#1 b*tches 10 comments
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· 10 years ago
The part I loved was katnisses epic screeching while crawling face first into a small pond. And then Peeta's and Finniks when she shoves them into the water as well
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How they filmed powerpuff girls 14 comments
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· 10 years ago
Apparently when I was a kid, every time Him spoke I would stand and get really close to the tv like I was in a trance and no one could snap me out of it until he stopped talking. To this day I find his voice hypnotic...
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Now I understand! 15 comments
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· 10 years ago
In the movie they SPECIFICALLY mentioned multiple times him as a SHAPESHIFTER! If your going to insult Twilight at least use Facts.
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-56 F forecasted with the windchill. f*ck this 42 comments
The game 29 comments
Break is almost over, and school starts Monday. 48 comments
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· 10 years ago
As I was reading this, a telemarketer called and I answered it saying theses words and he gasped as I hung up :)
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Amazing smoke trick 16 comments
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· 10 years ago
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
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Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!