This will be me in a job interview

This will not be me at an interview because that is the quadratic formula and if I ever have to use it for my job I will kill everyone who works there and where their faces as hats.

I know what that shit is

I walked around with the quadratic formula on a piece of sticky tape, taped to my wrist for a day trying to remember it.

Omg we just learned this. I liked this better than some other of the shit we had to go through

Were using this qudratic formula right now and it works pretty good

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure that's not where we put the "x=".

Aaaand now I have "pop goes the weasel" stuck in my head. This was always one of my favorite formulas, just because of how they got us to remember it.

Pythagoras = S2 + S2 = S2