Yoda

yoda


Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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Sorry for the cussing but it was too funny not to share. 4 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
It's so ironic because loads of people are in HIS fandom.
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The glorious chocolate roulette 11 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
I'd rather play D&D with that die. No fiery death-by-chili for me. I'd much rather be killed by a troll.
Two types of people 17 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
When the chocolate one reminds you of Mello is it a sign that you should stop watching so much anime?
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Hope the wi-fi signal is good in the rooms 13 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Why downvote this? It's true.
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Jedi graduation photo 4 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Oh now come on dude. What did I ever do to you?
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El oh el 4 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
That would be a sphere COVERED in idiots. Unless all of the idiots are underground.
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I redrew my childhood drawing 6 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
I love how the legs are exactly the same.
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How wine is made 2 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Then you don't wanna know where red wine comes from.
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Johnny Depp on murdering Tim Burton's wife, Helena Bonham Carter 4 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Only two that I can think of. And one of those times she is not really dead.
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admit it 6 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Hell no...
I sang it out loud.
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Disney meets hollywood 8 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure that they have no clue what it is. They all often talk about things that are very awkward.
Disney meets hollywood 8 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Oh God! I'm so glad that Alex is in there (Even if it is VERY bad for Snow). No one I know has even heard of A Clockwork Orange.
2 hours of sleep 7 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
That is two pictures.
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Well, then... 7 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Awwww... I know. I am.
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Unusual gravestone 11 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
That is exactly what he (Spike Milligan) had on his gravestone.
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Well, then... 7 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
UNDOMESTICATED FELINES!
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Unusual gravestone 11 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Is he a fan of Spike Milligan per chance?
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So now we know 9 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Ugh, WHAT?! This never happened.
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The choice is clear. 6 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Well one of those ice giants became his son and went on to do all sorts of crazy shit.
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His face just sums up his reaction 14 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Everyone is entitled to an opinion but you should never tell someone to die. I happen to know for a fact that this can actually drive them to kill them self or to start self-harming. Even if he will never see this, you shouldn't say that.
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In America, we make freedom angels! 18 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
Okay, so I didn't get downvoted (Yay!) and I like the username 'thepacifist' very relevant here.
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In America, we make freedom angels! 18 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
This is going to get downvoted to oblivion but I fail to see this as freedom. This is war.
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Just in case a Pathetic mortal messes with you. feel free to add more :D 39 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
I was running in the park one time and I saw a cute guy wearing a Captain America shirt so I jogged passed him and said "On your left" and I got a date.
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Decoding your restaurant menu 8 comments
yoda · 6 years ago
I never get free wi-fi for my blood sacrifices. I must be doing it wrong.
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