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The myth about the moonlight sonata is both chilling and creepy

Who can name all characters from top left to bottom right

This sounds a bit like what happens in Brave New World: social class is determined before you're born and you later have to wear a jumpsuit in your class colour. From highest to lowest social rank the colours are grey, red, green, khaki and black.
For those who don't know what Brave New World is, it's a really good and thought-provoking book.

Chicken nuggets.

Literally both. Jobs that were "half-decent" back in the day, no longer really are. Their outdated salaries don't really line up with skyrocketing prices of... everything these days. So, the answer really is: Yes.

Deja vu, I've just been in this place before

I don't think they were independent between September of 1939 and 1945

Xanax up the ass????! Xanax doesn't cause 'highs."

Not funny.

Millie bobby brown???

I once dreamt that re-uploads never happened and we got fresh content everyday, but then this hit me

What does it want now?

Yeah, in the unemployment line

Y tho?

the last one got me XD

Schadenfreude

Heres a little lesson in trickery...

F

Firefox still has right-click with option View Image, copy from there and ...

That's a cool tattoo - I really like it as a tribute to your father.

Doesn’t matter to you. You don’t think the world is dangerous and cruel because you realized someone elses sense of fun is worth much, much more than your personal sense of security or belief that laws are supposed to be good and helpful. And that goes down to babies and institutes the law of the jungle, but stacked for the incompetent, pretty, and boorish. With too many complicit, selfish, stupid members of your own species.

I had my purse searched once (checked w a flashlight) at our local $2 theater so I mean... what movie theater y’all at I wanna come

Put it back or so help me......!

but why did he change the batteries at night?

*and obviously some other stuff

You know, calling the head of the engineering department a MILF might kill the whole argument you're trying to make

Incredible

Ooooh shit that is gonna be a bitch to take out. Heres hoping none got too far inside their mouths.

A better question...why is Stephen Hawking in heaven?

Omg this is amazing:D

I find this suspicious... usually when my cats do this it means they're about to shit on my carpet.

Hey I'm at work.

Why is he named after a sneeze?

Why is Harambe front and center?

Where is macho Man Randy Savage

Canada here. Totes envious of America, the constitution is an amazing document, the freedoms and prosperity you enjoy are second to none. Much love and respect from the frozen socialist hellhole to your north.

I once dreamt that I was in greece where there was some kind of parkour competition. There were icecream cones hidden everywhere, like on trees and on top of chimneys etc. Inside was Ice cream and also Money... greatest and most disappointing dream ever!

If you pay attention literally it all you'll know that this actually wouldn't matter