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I guess he ain't eating no pussy as well.

Teenagers: You destroyed the ice caps,with your global warming!
Also teenagers: Can you drive me to Jessica's,,then come get me in an hour?

Sorry we cleaned up the air pollution and water pollution that got left to us. Sorry college expenses are higher because you have to have air conditioning, gourmet food and computers instead of what we had. I can't apologize for all the participation trophies and telling you that you were good at everything because I didn't do that to my kids but observed plenty of parents--like,yours apparently--turning their little darlings into fragile little snowflakes. Let's see...how did we ruin the housing market? Maybe let you live at home rent-free in your mid 20s, which distorted the market? Maybe being able to,afford a nice house after working for 20 years but you can't afford that nice of a house (in the trendy hipster district) for your first home? IDK, you tell me how we destroyed the housing market for you.

I feel like a literal git I sat here trying to figure what they meant.

Maybe an indication that you don't need to achieve much to be a rapper ?

It's NOT okay to treat a guinea pig like this. They ARE NOT swimmer!!! Please keep them out of the water!!

I wasted a bunch of money, and i still like to play, but i dont have the time like i used to

When you give money to the correct people you can do anything

Hello darkness my old friend...

That's small I have more than 100,000 memes literally

Great to be informed while at home.

Legalized bribery. A pretty common thing over there.

welp - not any more.

This should be at kickstarter, original idea hahaha better yet go for the sharks

I thought it was one of those cowboy ties

Bitch Lasagna

It's Till Death do us Part not Till Death us do Part.

Still going strong for 4 years. If you want alone time you should ask. A good partner understands when their significant other needs time to themselves. By this post both sides need alone time. You don't have to be together all day every day. A moment to yourself enjoying a hobby or anything else is totally normal.

A interesting study for anyone interested.
In Australia, they did a study about the survival rate or cardiac arrests in different areas. The areas were schools, homes, workplace, airports, hospitals and a few social areas including the MCG.
The study showed you have the highest rate of survival at the MCG as all staff members are trained in first aid and each seating section has a defibrillator. The lowest area for survival was the home. Hospitals was 5th highest as the cardiac arrest pathways in most public hospitals is really shit and wastes too much time on less important things.

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That's why I do cocaine, you would see if someone put a hook in it.

He white. Nuffsaid

That would be a surveyor, dipshit.

This is my favourite pic on the internet

and then the whole plane stood up and clapped

Stunningly Beautiful Luo

Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra... Rest In Peace Carrie

Oh my

Mom?

It's never too cold to be a hoe

Because that’s where the shootings are.

this is weird...

It's weird that you're calling her gross by implying she has an sti when you're the one watching and posting porn in the first place? Oh so she's nasty for making something you LOVE to watch?

You know comments like these contribute to women being forced out of positions in sports.

What an insecure, intolerant shithole. They might’ve spent a bunch of oil money trying to move out of the dark ages but until Islam is removed this will always be a 2nd class, 3rd world shithole.