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How to properly use a Girlfriend 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s the last place I’d put my face. That’s were cooties come from!
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Did you know? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That was back when Britain has balls!
How to properly use a Girlfriend 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If she farts it’s over though
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I'll have what they're having 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fun fact: in German we have toe tips (Zehenspitzen)
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Book Cover From The '90s 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
also in the 80's. C'mon, kids... this isn't new.
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Military branches explained 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@geekoverlord and chicken_nugget: *in stern MOM voice*...the both of you are in part what's wrong with most people today. Someone make a SIMPLE statement/error in judgement and you both jump down this guest's throat! Belittling someone won't make your DICKS any bigger! Back it up a damn minute...just because someone has no doubt done the some to you does not mean "pay it forward". Now is the time to access your common decency values. And here I thought "FUNsubstance was a nice community. Guess that's one reason why I won't be joining.
Did you know? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The drawing mentions nazis, this is not correct.
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They're Just Like Bacon 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thanks but no thanks for the sexism
A simpler time 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
damn it feels good to be a gangster
These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or those instafamous travel guru people who are like ‘follow your dream :) it’ll all work out :)) buy this toothpaste :)))’ and it’s like some of us are too ugly to get followers whitney
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Wouldn't it? 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ON Jupiter
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Stan Lee Reveals He's Fighting Pneumonia at Age 95 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
not any more
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Protection 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That hamster is safe. Nothing touching that hamster. That pupper is too scary.
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It's not healthy 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's a public service coz now no one else has to do it
Purple reflective donut 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
is sexy
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Unfortunate coincidence 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Should retitle to: untrue, but funny
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That's what you get for friend zoning Batman 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Trying to,please a woman...
The answer has been found 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That will kill you.
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They're Just Like Bacon 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He’s talking about cunning linguist.
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Mildly impressive axe usage! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She doesn't look impressed. :(
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Time to die 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Depression slipping in out of nowhere
f*ck me right??????????? 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
.. but he hasn't replaced the missing and worn-out cream rubber bumpers under the seat.
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I'd still be ugly 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
LOL you don't even have to bother rosalinas ran away when she felt the evidence was pretty clearly leaning against her. It's easier to shut your eyes than confront your beliefs.
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"it suddenly exploded by itself, mommy.. i swear!" 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Once my beagle escaped out of one of these w/o even breaking the thing. It was completely in tact and he I guess squeezed out of it in less than 10 minutes... Beagles are magicians I tell ya
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Fearless goose 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Things like this are why I have self confidence. If this dumbass can take on a bunch of bulls and win then I can make friends w cool people
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He heard they were making fun of his ears 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Omg he’s sooooo cute
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My tree is already up 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm on Funsubstance, wife's unpacking...
And then you were born 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I still go to our nearest drive in, Twilight Drive-In in British Columbia. Best place to watch a movie with friends
Military branches explained 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What about navy seals?
Cherish these moments 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This has never been true for me. Never once have i wished i was a lonely virgin again.
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Wouldn't it? 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I explained all this to my wife, and then proceeded to buy her the overpriced stone she wanted.
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Wouldn't it? 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Learnt in a marketing class that diamonds are actually one of the most common precious stones, but the company (don’t know it’s name) that has the monopoly on the diamond market basically only drops a couple of diamonds into the market a year, making them very rare in supply.
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Earth and venus resulting pattern 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s a spiral art Nigga
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Not what he meant 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Soldier: sir, we are surrounded by the enemy
Officer: perfect, now we can fire in every direction
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Way to go Hairass 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Michael Scott tried this and failes
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Sure 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I snorted.
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Earth and venus resulting pattern 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Orbits also don’t have corners
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Any tattoo lovers here? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If that ain't fake all I can say is daaaam that's cool.
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Pretty much 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My 61 year old father, watching Boku no Hero Academia on Kissanime...
Earth and venus resulting pattern 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's some Spirograph shit
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These children won't be able to trust a geologist ever again 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pretty sure thats a traffic cone
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Sleeping without clothes on 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s a lot harder to fight a naked man than it is to fight naked.
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Should I tell her? 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Takes about 4 hours from eating the contaminated food to the effect, hence why it's so hard to diagnose! I miss cheeseburgers the most.
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Should I tell her? 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My name's Maisie, I'm from Indiana and my symptoms include; full body rash, stomach pain, swelling of the lips and face, blotchy skin, and in the worst case so far, anaphylactic shock.
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Small dogs are like midgets 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Proud mom stance in the background
Advice one d*ck pics 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OwO what’s this?
Reception desk at a car dealership 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gee why is the doc fee $750?
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Advice one d*ck pics 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ahem....how about a dog dick pic?
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