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Anon is an angel 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I guess he... had to go fast.
I'll escort myself out.
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New life mantra 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please don't. I've been there and its just a never ending dark tunnel of sorrow. Get plenty of sleep, eat breakfast and be the space wizard you want to be airbrushed on the side of a van.
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Triggered 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When my dog was young had to be caged while we were at work because he destroyed furniture when unsupervised. We rescued him from a shelter. The 8 hours/day caged at my house was still better than the 24 hours he was caged there! This ignorant post is why some working people don't rescue at all.
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She was not amused 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Except that friend and boyfriend are the same word... So friendzoning is a bit confusing
What are the answers 66 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How do they pledge to the flag if they don’t have one up
I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love parenting advice from those who don't have children. They're the real experts!
A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So the same key we have to start up the car can also open the door to?
Grandma has a problem with needles 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Look at that sweet face! She can patch me up anytime.
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Jordan gets it 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
NO F-ING WAY!!! I hate mofos like that. So if their “baby” needs a shot that’s meant for a boy. Does the doc haft to do what they think is right or do they ask the parents if they still want to give the shot that’s ment for a male an the parents say no cause their “baby” is just a baby an it needs to decide what it wants to be called. Then parents go about their way, while the kid either gonna have a long term problems or in pain cause the parents wanna be dipshits about boy/girl label “offending” the baby cause it wanted to be a Black Jewish male transvesite nazi Eskimo.I’m all for the parents saying if they do/don’t want certain things done to their kid if it don’t effect their lives, hair cuts, circumcision or stuff like that. But sayin they don’t want the doc to give a shot to the kid that can help the kid with pain or save its life, just cause it was labeled for a “boy” an they think it wants to be called somethin different. Man this is some jacked up stuff!
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"*sniff* :( ..." 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did it eat the puppy?
So I guess their cat converted to Islam 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
At least they don't have autism 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
the fact that you get angry when asked about your own statement is proof of your ignorance
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Dating 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The make a girl laugh is not what this is saying. She is shallow cause the thing he said was "I lift" which translates to "I'm strong so I can fuck you real good" and that's all she heard.
Girls listen up 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mehhhh yeah but if we look at it through the filter of only crazy fairly mild reaction
'EINTRETEN' is the word 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that doesn't make any sense
How shaolin monks train for martial arts 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was actually waiting for a shaolin potato
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Wonderful metallic beings 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want them all O-O
I hate small talk 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah i hate when they try to talk to me when i have my headphones on. I work in a call center..so dont really feel like talking after 8 hours of it... Maybe im just grumpy
I hate small talk 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What are these images from I need to know!!!
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Imagine it now 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's so fucking funny that they'd do that flopping their meat everywhere then the artist is like ohhhhh no we can't show that we must use angles to prevent showing a penis. Modesty guys, modesty
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Can your brain read this text? 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You underestimate me. I read HomeStuck once.
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I've actually been feeling as if I'm Elmo since I was a kid but I'm afraid 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is a difference between feeling and being. If you are Super Saiyan Phrase 3.....pics or it didn't happen.
Toby 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think Toby had fun
Sign posted on the door of a Catholic high school for boys 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I knew a lot of kids who'd leave their lunch on purpose so it's really not that good of an idea
Persuade your landlord to let you have cats 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
God i would have evicted those tenants so fast
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I love it 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not a bad thing
2 personalitys..? :3 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like Harvey Dent has a cat
PRAISE THE SUN 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
100% u didn’t hear that in space
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Can't be too careful 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Orange, but black areas arranged to look like abs.
Can your brain read this text? 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I struggled more to read your comment than I did the text
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Gate to Nowhere on the banks of Lake Lugano, Switzerland 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is where boats would come along with VIPs who were attending an event at the estate. The servants would line up next to the columns to receive the guests much the same way they would do it at the front of the estate. It’s more for cerimonial purposes than actually keeping people in/out.
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What being british is all about 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You forgot to mention the tea and spices and coffee,.. GB invaded so many countries so they had most of these luxury items since a long time
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Come Here, Don't Worry Bro 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The worm of a broken is the best comfort when you're brocken
Who would soak his wood in this log? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I wood.
Bomb has been defused 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
-1 Perception
Hogwarts is real 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Talent
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Tough luck America 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wouldn't the emergency room be a more apt comparison?
The emerald tree boa 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that's a good boa
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CNN and their brilliant ideas 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't want to pull the race card but there's only two white guys arguing against 4 others
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Meanwhile in the Philippines. It's not a Turtle with long neck guys. It's a 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The A stands for Effort
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I live right next to Wisconsin. Can confer. 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*sheds a tear* the Australian spirit.
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Can't argue with that logic 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG I live in Pietermaritzburg too!
A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hate this noise 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's a way to adjust volumes of dialog and music individually
This is my mom to a T 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I just love people bragging about what they're *gonna* do some day. Nearly as useful as parenting advice from non-parents.
She detecc we must protecc 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is it run by John Wick??
And 150% cute 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i love maine coons
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