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who's the avogodfathet

dont you mean Homophobes. Most straight men could not give a shit who you're fucking. Dumb post.

Well, when life gives ya lemons! *Seinfeld outro plays*

Wow, you just need to give people millions of dollars and they get out of poverty? Who knew?

He's a lemon shaped demon

I want to be the guy that says it’s all crust and there’s a name for the outside edge. Except I don’t know what it’s called. Never mind.

How do I upvote this more?!

no crust

How about instead of complaining about it, we just don't watch it?

You just gotta take it by the inside end and it rips off quite easily

Villains are way better and cooler than good guys because they go against what we were taught as kids.

Grape ITS A F***ING GRAPE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh man, it's Dexter' Laboratory all over again....
For those who don't get it, Dexter' nemesis is called Mandark. However, Mandark was originally called Susan by his parents; he changed his name after Dexter made fun of him.

What the fuck is wrong with his knee

*Martianing intensifies*

As a Michigan man who lives in Cleveland, I feel very attacked. Go Blue for life, though!

well he was also 40 something and she was 18, so it would make sense that he die before her

me as a criminal

That’s me without coffee

I want one

False accusations are still extremely uncommon. If he willing to bet the ‘victim’ in this circumstance is white, bc white women is the only group which commonly and historically falsely accuse black men... When it comes to rape, social norms dictate how most of us act tbqh

Could be an optical illusion, or just 4 different staplers , who knows?

When someone commits a crime and says it was "in the name of Christianity," Christians and Christian clergy come out in force to comdemn the act itself and the attribution to the Christian God. They say how some act (abortion, homosexuality) might be a sin, but we're all sinners and any individual doesn't have the right or responsibility to murder or attack in the name of God. There's usuall nothing BUT condemnation from every direction from the Christians.

But when a Muslim murders or attacks in another way, there's no uproar from Muslim clergy. Sure, there's a huge swell of "don't blame all of us for the actions of a few," but very little condemnation of the act itself from Muslims, and none from the Imams.

Woke up with excruciating pain in my abdomen one morning and told my friend. She said, 'maybe you should get it checked out?'
I said 'Nah it's good. I'm probably just dying or something.'

I thought they meant real hockey, like the one on dry ground before I scrolled down more. Guess I’m too situated with sports outside North America.

But can he make a milk sword?

See, I like crust, but if I can get a pizza without sauce, I do. To me, sauce is what keeps pizza good instead of great. So is this one of those antidotes that counteracts poison but if taken alone makes you just as sick as poison, or am I just double-safe?

This makes a great split 3d
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Actually I'd gladly identity as spooky nerd

Friends for life.

When I worked at a bookstore, this girl came in (I swear she looked and dressed like she was 17 or 18) and wanted a copy of Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur. The mother stood there and paged through it before paying. The next day she came in b*tching about how I could sell that book to her 14 year old daughter. Seriously?

Pewdiepie had predicted that this gonna be a meme!!

Tbh, completely true. The world was amazing then

Just feel bad for the teachers of Ohio, wasn't that the state where they had to have a 4 day school week because they couldnt afford to keep it open for five days?

Victorian Era. Not Medieval

I have tried this many times it did not work

Hmmm

I don’t get it?

They look like the rumble I figures but cooler!

This is me every day