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Adorbs...

Yeah, because.. Idiots...

Just a reminder for all you idiots out there: this is a joke . Do not put your cat through this...

I thought the one by the top of the ladder was playing with his dong.

I was wondering what kind od breed is this?

I would call the beautiful dog JAGUAR or jag for short as doggy looks like a jaguar smooth and silky xxx

yikes.

Hi cutie patotie

No ay Manera, Jose...

Hi I'm Adam and here is my twisting of facts to support my conclusion.

my cat used to do that, it was creepy af

Shit-hole.

MEEE!!!

But think how creepy it would be if they literally clawed their way out of their mothers like little monsters.

smart move, not having kids herself :P

i suppose you mean ' attach a big ass silencer' ?

I much prefer brown eyes

Big deal. I've got a 96 Chevy cavalier that does that. Of course I might just need new tires.

Big deal. Hell I've got a 96 Chevy cavalier that does that! Of course I might just need new tires.

Well I'm never gonna unseen that.

Look champ, it's like this; if they don't know what does cause it they sure as hell don't know what doesn't. Stop mindlessly regurgitating bumper sticker propaganda and try thinking for yourselves sheeple!

someone is watching too many bad rom coms

Hey José, there ain't no way!

She didn't hafta be so rude about it

IS THAT MULTI TRACK DRIFTING?!?!

If that's the case, then what is Freaky Fred? Besides Muriel's nephew, I mean.

It’s 33 *c in Australia - fuck March

House's (real-life) father was a doctor, so he knows more medical stuff than any of his co-stars.

Great piece

This is totally something that would happen in Spokane

Beautiful

Is that a new dance, or did someone slip him a colony of Fire Ants

Instructions unclear - head stuck in oven.

Id bang my head every time i woke up

Then i told everyone on social media about it

Not everyone will go to Harvard, not every Prime Minister or President will have a degree from Harvard. This makes people no less educated. Schooling is quite simply, schooling.

No that's weave lol

Hey!! Dont insult that homeless man like that! He put a lot of effort into his rantings

If this is true, here’s an alternate theory: Males are hardwired to seek female approval because it’s exclusively a female who first kept them alive.
This attempt to make it about ‘game’ is not a healthy reading. And, again, gotta stress it sounds pretty fake in the first place. There are very few arenas where males are inheritently superior and ‘let’ females have success. Period.

This has me in tears

That is funny as hell

What a beautiful puppy dog

Oddly motivating

This would have been funny around 1985

And, let's not forget, every single one of those people was born and died on my birthday. Or birthdays. Or whatever, I just made more stuff up.

SO FUNNY