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Don't forget adobe updates

They could've arrange those tires better to load more each trip

that and milk steak

LOL, I wonder if this is at SUNY Plattsburgh and they still have these old keypads after 20 years.

genius

LMAOOOOO

Unexpectedly gross and stressful

This legit made me snicker

Soooo great!

BEST BOI.

So true

Not sure when doing your stepsister became a thing but I kinda wish it would go away. Makes it weirder when it's in my recommended on Pornhub. Why is that recommended to me?

Too bad that new predator was kinda ass. Must have sold on name alone.

Heres yhe thing, are gamers willing enough to lose a game because their hands are dirty if the game isnt important then i can see them not caring, but if it is importanr, you forget and do everything you can to win, and clean up after its done

Dang darn shoot

Conspiracy theorist be like: No air in moon how does flag keep up?,why there footprints on floor?and there no air how can?
Me:wtf did you not notice the moon in the background cuz there's a moon in the moon.

wo wo its nice

Id love to find the version of this where they lied lol

People being waaaay to extra has finally caused something bad to happen

Winter is coming

Well he sure did screw her

Reason #589 of why I love Scotland

I bet this would feel grate

Linda is sick of your shit.

We, humans, don’t deserve dogs

My company has an antis-stress initiative. Most of everyone's stress comes FROM our work, inadequate staffing, and then throwing people at a program so late that it appears to have the right number of people but the new ones aren't trained.

We also had a "get up and walk away from your desk at 4:00" day, mirroring a national day by that name or something similar. Of course, the work doesn't go away. There was also a "half day" thing where, for our own mental health, we were supposed to take a half day off. But, unless you used a half day of vacation time, you had to pay (I think $60) to do so. Wtf?

Apparently, saying the right things is what counts.

Dudes name is Cloyd

I hope it doesn't distract people from the good beer!

Just fake a sleep and let the teacher do the rest

Now-years old

Is this tinted blue?

That’s actually fucking incredible. I’m not usually interested in art but that’s just fascinating.

I get the feeling that whoever wrote this has never been swarmed by a nest of fireants seeking revenge for their now-downtrodden home in the tall grass that you didn't even fucking know was there.
(One word: Texas.)

In the UK I was taught the origin came from the boxing world as a counterpoint to KO. So people started saying OK because it was the reverse of KO, knockout.

So, what about the heading?
Obviously you think it is acceptable to insult your teacher vor any other human being like that.
Makes me wonder who the puta is here.

...i tend to carry a bottle of deodorant to work because there are people that don’t seem to believe in it and I need to spend 8+ hours with them. I will have you spray it on if you smell like you’re fermenting. I don’t care if you’re male, female or other. You stink: you’re spraying on Degree. Either that or febreze. Take your pick.
And for those of you who might be allergic to the product or have any other reason, we have lemons easily available. You smell: you’re juicing up.

They win halloween

I would gladly be the balloon

If y'all dropped that stupid masculinity cult you wouldn't have to be intimidated by a fruit.

I feel like it should have a British accent & call himself "Paul McCanary"

Dat title tho