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Here he comes

I think 1,2 and 4 are all dumb3 will be the only one surving

Ik it was 5 years ago but... most of our oxygen comes from algae on the surface of the ocean. If it wasn't there even if the entire surface of the earth, ground wise, had trees planted it wouldn't produce enough oxygen to make an atmosphere.

Nixon wasn't "forced" In that the law required him to resign, but he was forced to,resign because the media circus made his presidency ineffective. There was also the possibility of being impeached, so he resigned due to the logical consequences...so, "forced" is not wrong.

Also, only two US Presidents have ever been impeached. Bill Clinton was one, so not only was he nearly the"first husband," but was nearly a very disgraced first spouse. His impeachment cost him his license to practice law, but with all those organizations throwing money at the Clinton Foundation for Bill to speak, he didn't really need to practice law anyway. Also, he pardoned billionaire tax cheat Marc Rich just before leaving office in January of 2001, and coincidentally, Marc Rich donated a half million to Hillary's senate campaign and another many hundreds of thousands to Bill's presidential library fund. So the Clintons weren't broke due to the impeachment.

It's time to unleash our dark past. Call the Ancient Gods, use our Freedom as a bargaining chip for their miracles. We go all out with everything we've got. THIS IS OUR FINAL STRUGGLE, OUR FINAL STAND, OUR FINAL CHANCE TO DEFEAT THESE MONSTROSITY WITH MONSTROSITIES OF OUR OWN. THIS IS THE TIME WE SUMMON OUR OVERLORDS THAT HAS BEEN WATCHING US! WAITING FOR THE DAY WE RETURN TO THEIR GRASP! KNOW THIS DAY AS THE DAY WE SACRIFICED OUR RIGHTS, OUR FREEDOM, AND OUR WORLD TO SUMMON THEM TO THIS MORTAL WORLD! THIS IS THE DAY THAT WE SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY, THE OMNIPOTENT, THE MISCHIEVOUS ANCIENT CAT GODS!!!

We're as pretty as a sea cow

Same

how do you know that ?? are you God ???

There is definitely something morally wrong about this.

There are actually ways to do that but it involved lazers. Plus freckles are adorable why get rid of them?

Not really since I'm not name dropping. She does it specifically about relatives/acquaintances but since y'all have no idea who I am or who she is, why not share a funny story?

Then we're on the same page, I like having discussions as well, and sorry for having misjudged you. I definitely agree on the gender equality part. I lose respect for people when they say they're for gender equality but then only discuss scantily clad women in video games and not for example the fact that there are VERY few domestic abuse shelters for men or how imbalanced divorces are when it comes to child custody.

Oh man. If I was in that situation I would've gone for the eyes.

@this_isntme Did a staple steal your girlfriend and kill your mother? Good god you seem like a staple destroyed everything that you’ve loved and will ever love, calm down. I use staples at work to keep all the applications and liability forms for my customers together - i cannot afford to lose even one single paper off it. Afterwards I would file the stapled set, paper clips would only make it bulky and I could potentially lose an important sheet.

mad lad roasts himself?

Whyd I get downvoted for that? Its true. Why stay with someone who cheats? My dad cheated on my mom and now she s suffering greatly because of it. I lucked out with my partner. He takes care of us both as do I. Chores are basic things to do but even the little things can make your day 10x better.

I pulled an eye out of a crab carcass before, and it changed my view on them. They seem really creepy for some reason now. Even though I was the one doing the creepy thing.

I know. But I can’t help myself. I garden because I must. It’s a spring time hormone hit. Irresistible.

WoW. Just wOW. You on your own level of stupidity! It’s impressive in its both the breadth and depth of stupidity.

There's literally a pancake-waffle mix available in stores

Hahaha I’m all ears. What’s up?

No you're beautiful. Don't listen to those girls.