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Good luck cleaning it up

Wtf? No gloves!

10/10 would involuntarily bust ass again (falling)

I'm in all honesty a big fan of movies from the "dark age".

Thanks to all the best that stopped this evil

But that's not proper lab protocol... Any decent chemistry teacher would know that protocol dictates long pants or other full leg coverings are classified as a form of personal protective equipment, and must be worn at all times when working with hazardous materials...
--Resident paranoid uni student who's been told that too many fucking times to be able to forget

Great for catching salmon in a stream

I believe this is nightmares haunted house in Clifton hills Canada, near Niagara Falls

Asshole

Ive never made it to the credits of a porn movie. I have no idea who these people are.

Postmodernists rejoice.

That’s racist

The Barnes and Noble one is totally from a Pete Holmes standup special.

Anal fiesta

Should’ve named him bark choy

What about the waitress that was nice that I did shag?

No one died. The poison he's using is an anticoagulant, which causes uncontrolled bleeding in rats. In small amounts it won't do anything to the average person. I actually take the stuff everyday (Warfarin) because of an autoimmune disorder that causes my blood to form clots randomly. The effects of too much can be countered with vitamin K.

"Brutal" Nathan Explosion

'Patrick Stewart is so spot on saying "men should never use violence. Ever." So I'll refrain from using violence unless someone hits me, in which case I'll hit back.'

So, what part of "never. Ever." Is so confusing?

Also, I wish I had a nickel for everyone who said or wrote how nobody would ever hit them without getting hit back but then melted into a puddle of goo when something actually happened.

Can't tell a difference, thank you modern science

How much is it

I need you for about 5 yrs to help me restore a 135yr old victorian home! Breathtaking!

A quick google search shows that you can not bring food in to any major chain theater. This is just another nonsense post.

I bring food in my bag to my local cinema but I always buy something cheap like small popcorn so that they don't suspect amything (there have been instances of people getting kicked out because they brought their own food)

I bet he wasn’t told in advance that it was to help him get better sooner!

Drink the sauce, then eat the entire nugget.

Stay strong, keep the illegal immigrants out!

Is that a storm approaching?

I say this to everyone, it makes them feel special when in fact my cats are quite friendly with almost all people

Anyone else bothered that her hand holding the apple didn’t align

Water taste depends on the gasses dissolved in it. Read book you pieces of shit

@Nav_shyboy wants to enjoy his Avon money in peace

look at his little fangie!

For those who have trouble putting drops in, here's an easy way to do it. Tilt your head back and close your eye, then drip the drop at the corner of your eye and open it. It's the only way I can do my allergy drops.

So... All the times I've had a shitty waitress she wanted to fuck my brains out?

I always heard you twist the knife and then pull it out. If that doesn't work repeat the process.

Clearly, the OP does not suffer from PTSD. Mazel tov.

Heaven forbid he respect your initial ‘no’ and leave you alone...

Not only women, people in general. It's because if you feel that someone's really "out of your league" (ugh I hate that expression, as if everything was just about looks), you might get paranoid about them cheating or leaving you for somebody else. This shouldn't be an issue if you love your partner and trust them, or, you know, if you're not a shallow person who only puts value in looks, but apparently most people are.