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Am I the only one who sees people putting in cereal first as the barbaric ones? Then again I can't speak because I usually don't eat cereal

Sauce capt

Bless this man for all he's done.

Lol nobody said shit about a girlfriend

In New York you're required to complete a CPR course to graduate idk what the rest of the world is doing, y'all behind

I'm actually deathly allergic to mammal meat due to a tick bite, so if it wasn't listed on the sign it would cause me an ER visit. (Sorry if this seems aggressive, I just don't know how long it last and I miss normal food a lot)

Tico?? It plainly says his name in the corner of the gif >:UU

It was taught in both middle school and high school. It was mandatory.

Omg, I have a son!? So I had sex at some point! I high-rise him for being proof that I had sex, then high-five him again for finding a woman.

If you believe you could see that light through organs, mussle, bone, skin, and fur than you’re a fucking retard.

In more PERTINENT news... male acquitted of rape of 17 year old because “she was wearing a lace thong.”

This nigga in his mommas house and you know it says “live,laugh,love” in cursive on the wall, she put his costume on her credit card. His Ontie drives a 10 year old Lexus she can’t afford.

I am Jake from state farm

This is Jake from state farm

I agree sunflowers. I just dont find him humorous. I dont care for his content.

bi-smi llāhi r-raḥmāni r-raḥīm بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمٰنِ الرَّحِيْم
"In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful"

Stuff the news will never show us.

Those boxes need to come with chocoloate already inside

yes because you should respect the customer's choices as well as any consumer's right to be informed about the ingredients in their food

You fools. What if the drugs were hidden underneath or inside them!
Sausage smugglers 1 : Dog-Prejudice TSA 0

progress is being made

me: *takes whole bottle* its not enoughh

What do you call and Big & Tall Store? Unfortunate. How do you make a Tall person uncomfortable & awkward? You can't genetics has done it for you. Whats the difference between a tall person and a broom? The broom is useful. What’s the difference between a 5 foot-tall person and a 6-foot-tall person? One person has an extra foot of height, and the other has a brain.

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:,)

Yeah but what have you done for me lately?

Or a 100% chance of enjoying it. *wink*

It's taught for the "military" DAY service in France. Compulsory

'Just because'??? How about, "Because drugs"

The movies don’t do her justice, she’s stacked in this photo.

because she doesn't even eat pizza, it's for her kids

hot damn

there are no starfish, only sea ravioli