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Logic fails 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Yeah, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, motherfuckers!

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Thanos bananas 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I read that as “for good Fuck”

There will only be one genie that won our hearts 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He ruined Deadshot. Now he’s gonna ruin Robin’s legacy. Next stop: the leading role in a Barack Obama biopic.

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Double standards 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The height obsession seems to be a US phenomenon: I can't say that I've noticed it in any other country.

Than I cum 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Can you tell me what it is? For research purposes...

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Than I cum 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Relatable.

This guy deserves a press F for respect 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He actually writes under a pseudonym, Joe Hill.

RIP bug 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Everyday

Peeling the face mask off with your eyebrows 15 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I am Voldemort. After putting this mask my nose was snatched and my eyebrows are clean from sight.... My souls is dead. I am VOLDEMORT

Etymology is fun 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

History is awesome. Now you’ve done learnt some shit.

Its thing no judge 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Don’t question the science...it does, that’s all that counts

Bring Brendan Fraser back - currently 12.653 Supporters 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He was amazing in”Trust” . Cowboy hat and everything

Gets me every year 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

If only you made this joke 15 years ago.... nice one dipshit.

Who here wouldn't "save their game" before going down there? 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Save game is for faggots and children, like car brakes.

I can relate with this. Anyone else? Leave your stories in the comments 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Holy shit, what trash. Way too long and lacking substance. When the artist reaches the age of adulthood, I hope they’re embarrassed by this garbage. I believe a child wrote this on their first menstral cycle.

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Etymology is fun 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

It only seems enviable until your ovaries dry up and you yearn for a complete human experience.

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But do you sing L M N O or elomeno? 31 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Death.

Ok I'll try 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I have a brain the size of Jupiter, I'm nobody's fourth ghostbuster.

But do you sing L M N O or elomeno? 31 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Feck it, I'll take scatman

Such a Sweet and Wholesome Face 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

It's a trick

I'd rather go to hell than contine living like this 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

If young people scare you, don't worry. It just means you're getting old. 'Happens to the best of us.

Fu dog 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Damn it Alton, speak louder!

Logic fails 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He tried to cut the electricity flow from the robot's head to the body. You know, like the blood flow... Ah, nevermind.

Toffee is mad 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I... love that

Burned!! 18 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Trump needs viagra. It directly affects him. Birth control does not affect him therefore, he doesn't care about it. Simple as that

I can relate with this. Anyone else? Leave your stories in the comments 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Agreed. The relationship is over, don't dwell on it. So dumb. I look back at anyone I have ever dated and never feel like I would want to be with them again, what a waste of time. Plus, if you do start dating someone, that poor person has to deal with you being all hung up on someone else, therefore wasting their time. Idealizing a relationship that didn't work is silly.

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The goodest boy 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Why in the hell would anyone torture a husky by making it live in Florida?

Of course Christmas is wonderful 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

And he’s not funny, letting them blend together so that people think they’re new.

My hometown after a long day of rain 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Where’s this

Fashion priorities 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

How old is this photo?

Oh no 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Maybe if you'd gotten involved sooner, it wouldn't have gotten as bad. Letting the situation escalate before stepping in doesn't make you a savior.

Oh no 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I'm Canadian. I'm not grateful that your government let the rest of the world burn while you sat on your asses. I'm grateful for the soliders that went over; they're the heroes. So fuck off.

Oh no 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Sure we were "late" getting into the war. We were late to WWI too if you want to look at it that way. Of course England was pretty close to mopping up by then in both wars right? Oh wait. Y'all were getting your asses spanked and France was in the fetal position in the corner afraid their cheese was going to invade them next! Europe was about to fall when we stepped in both times. You're welcome you ungrateful bastards.

Oh how true this is 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I have been saying this for years.......so true.

My cat who has been missing since Halloween returned! 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Cat looks shook yo. He’s seen some shit in his travels

Coming soon 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Typo. Should read $729

Oh no 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Pfffft, you didn't even get into ww2 until 1941. You were like a fat kid bat joins the soccer game halfway through and thinks he's so awesome because he's not as tired and everyones who has been qorking their asses off the whole time.

Truth of the laborer 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

That's right! I am in college right now and my major is welding!!

Important update 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Maybe it’s the newspaper

How to identify a British 35 comments

guest · 5 years ago

So how else could you pronounce Twat?

Some heroes wear hijab 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Hopefully a lifetime in prison

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Magic 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

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Some heroes wear hijab 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

This is sickening to the core. Does someone really have to say heros dont MURDER AND EAT PEOPLE??

Excessive m*sturbation is not a desire skill 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

What is considered excessive?

Baguettes will agree 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

What do you imagine a dog is?

Sorry to bother you 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

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Statue drama 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He did? I watched a documentary where they said the huge block of marble he was given was a luxuriously expensive piece, hard to extract and transport without it falling apart and such

Good guy Steve Carell 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

if anything, he somehow got handsomer :DD

Had no idea these things existed 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

That's that weird banana from zoey101 where the juice could melt a bike seat hell to the nah

Basically every morning 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Ms paint