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guest
· 5 years ago
History is awesome. Now you’ve done learnt some shit.
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guest
· 5 years ago
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It only seems enviable until your ovaries dry up and you yearn for a complete human experience.
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xvarnah
· 5 years ago
I couldn't quite catch that over the sound of you trolling so hard. At least a little effort next time, 1.3/10
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creativedragonbaby
· 5 years ago
It’s either a troll or a crusty old lady.
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Combo deal.
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guest
· 5 years ago
you mean a crusty old dude
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ewqua
· 5 years ago
"Complete human experience" sounds like a package holiday. Like, imagine alien tourists who are given human cloaking devices and then put into a college dorm for a week with just enough funds to afford instant ramen and three deadlines coming up at the end of the week. THAT sounds like the complete human experience, not *scoffs* birth. You can always adopt. We're all just filthy apes anyway, our genes aren't that special that they need to be spread.
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shortiezrevnege
· 5 years ago
I'm personally ready for these eggs to dry up, with my womb in pristine condition. Should I be sad about my life now or nah?
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ewqua
· 5 years ago
Maybe but think of how your boobs will never become wrinkly prunes and your mood will improve again.
