granlobomalo

granlobomalo


"All the better to eat you with, my dear."

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granlobomalo · 1 day ago
@jasonmon I put the NYC, FTL, BOG, and Los Altos Hills houses up for sale yesterday. I think Palm Springs is going to be home. I also think this is the end for me on FS. Will lurk as an @guest. Thank you for making me feel like us ‘old guys’ are not alone. I truly enjoyed your company.
@guest_ I really wish I could find someone like you. You made me think. I would be honored to find a man like you. I know he’s out there. Raised right wing Republican conservative Christian, believe it or not. Please tell God to send him my way.
@channel I love you all.
@xvarnah @bethorien @aviva Be strong women. You have my heart. Big wolf howls and kisses. Woof!
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granlobomalo · 1 day ago
@everybody I’m not quitting FS. I’m just going to take a break for a bit. I’m also _excruciatingly_ day drunk lounging by a pool looking at a mountain with a blue sky in February and thinking, yep, this is probably it. I had some things that I wanted to express. Let’s see if I regret delete this tomorrow. Probably will, LOL.
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granlobomalo · 1 day ago
@jasonmon Truth be told, some days on FS are a battle for me to stay. I love this site and the people on it. But sometimes it just makes me feel OLD. I’m guessing we’re around the same age. I’m at the point where I’m deciding whether Palm Springs or Ft. Lauderdale will be ‘home home.’ You live in VI so I think you know what I mean. I’m glad you’re on here because it makes me feel less ‘weird and alone.’ Sorry to dump this on you. Weird loner stuff to say, amirite?
@guest_ I really do wish I could meet a thoughtful man like you who makes me say ‘hmm, I’d never thought about it like that before.’ He’s out there. I just wish he would stop being so damn elusive, ha ha! Someday...
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granlobomalo · 1 day ago
@xvarnah I like you because you seem like a fair, good person who fights for what’s right. I really admire you. You just seem kind. I see that you’ve been posting pics and memes daily to keep this site alive. You hustle for what matters to you. By me, it has not gone unnoticed or unappreciated.
@bethorien Alright, alright. I don’t hate you, you stunning bitch. I actually really like you. I’m a gigantic human and people usually don’t stand up to me. But you have. Maybe a bit too often for my tastes. I’ll always respect that about you. I love it when girls don’t take crap from bossy boys. You seem to have lost your ‘sassy pantsness’ in recent days. But don’t ever lose that strong woman part of yourself. It makes me smile.
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granlobomalo · 1 day ago
@t__v__t Welcome to the blue star club! The entire site is glad you’re here. We’ve been waiting for you with open arms. You’ve earned it!
@aviva People often ask to touch my beard. Or stroke my chest fur (among other things!). I guess you could say I’m a ‘wolf daddy’ in my community. As such, I do a lot of fundraising with my shirt off. Random strangers touch me a lot. It’s hard to deal with as an introvert. But I put up with it. It’s for a good cause, LOL.
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granlobomalo · 5 days ago
@t__v__t And erupt it did, you wonderful troublemaker!
@aviva ‘Whiskers’ are just the beard. Yes, you can touch (random strangers do so of course why not you?). No, I would never kill you! Thanos had a vision for good ends but used questionable means. I was stumblingly saying that you brought good ends to this and other conversations. Keep being amazing you.
@everybody I’m taking a break for a few days. Time to get out of town. But I just reread this thread and it rewarmed my heart. See you soon.
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The little immortal lady 22 comments
granlobomalo · 5 days ago
Did someone say something about us getting whipped?? Oh, you said shipped. My mistake. Well, to neither one I object, as long as it makes you happy.
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granlobomalo · 5 days ago
@aviva Where are you? You’re in the middle of all of this. Balanced. As everything should be.
@jasonmon The meme arose because your fabulousness was contagious. Grown adulting is hard, isn’t it?
@xvarnah @bethorien The ‘enjoys the company of women’ line in the UD definition was probably referring to you two.
@guest_ I V-Day bromance you with all of my ‘nah mate I work out too and was just complimenting you on your sick gains, 100% just mutual respect bro’ self. Hope you and the missus had a good one.
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granlobomalo · 5 days ago
Oh. My. Goodness. You leave FS for a couple of hours to get the whiskers trimmed and come back to absolute hilarity. I’m grinning ear to ear. @xvarnah is correct. ‘Technically’ I’m a Wolf, which is a subcategory of Bears (depending on which animal kingdom you’re considering!). Urban Dictionary numbers 2, 5, 7 and 11 are pretty good descriptions of a Wolf. Except for the parts about being young and handsome which don’t apply in my case, LOL: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wolf
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granlobomalo · 5 days ago
Now now, @aviva. I adore @xvarnah and @guest_ equally. It’s just that - on occassion - I might just happen to adore one of them more equally than the other.
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Henlo, fren 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 days ago
If I could see the first digits on the dog tag, I would do a reverse lookup on the phone number and call the owner to confirm whether that dog is a cute in real life as it is in this photo.
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Lacoste have replaced their Crocodile Logo to raise awareness of 10 endangered species 4 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
I saw your username and honestly expected your comment to be a link to a photo of you standing next to a stack of these at the mall.
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When you book a holiday trip and look forward to it and reality gets in 4 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
I don’t know if it’s pharaoh not for me to keep making puns. Some people might think its tomb much. So I’ll just say thank you and move on to the next meme. We might see things differently but I always appreciate your point of view.
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When you book a holiday trip and look forward to it and reality gets in 4 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
I don’t know if I agree with your perspective on this.
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Doom 3 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
He’s not doomed. He’s just at Burning Man. )’(
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Yeeet~ 11 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
If it makes you feel better, technically, Nina was transmuted into a chimera and not a full dog. So that makes the whole thing okay. (The correct answer is Jake, BTW, among the options provided).
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What will they do? 3 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
I bet your raps are cleaner than Will Smith’s on a Sunday after church.
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Lacoste have replaced their Crocodile Logo to raise awareness of 10 endangered species 4 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
Regretfully, this shirt is as much of an endangered species as the animals on it. Entirely sold out. You can still donate to Save Our Species on the Lacoste website if you’re interested: (https://www.lacoste.com/us/saveourspecies.html).
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Say something about this 21 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
I had to peel back a lot of layers to understand this meme. I clawed through a bushel of possibilities. But once I got it, it brought a tear to my eye.
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Facts 7 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
For some reason, I have an inexplicable urge to rewatch Hot Tub Time Machine.
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Wait a second hold up 7 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
The Shrek franchise (excluding two Puss in Boots Netflix spin-offs) includes four self-titled movies with a fifth reportedly in production, two self-titled Shrek television specials, ten self-titled Shrek video games, a Shrek Broadway musical that received eight Tony nominations, and a Shrek amusement park ride.
Let me know how ‘Solo 2’ goes when it comes out.
The important things in life! 19 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
@aviva My biceps are bicepier than yours. So there. Pbbbt!
The important things in life! 19 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
@veryhairybeary I’m certain you’re quite the handsome fellow. Surely, another ‘very hairy beary’ can’t be wrong about this sort of thing. Chin up!
Anon helps the Retarded 7 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
Well, most of us.
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When they have a designated lane and prefer to use the car lane instead 4 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
Interpretation: Many years ago, a black cat terrorized a young girl merely out of spite. The sneaky cat would routinely dash out of nowhere to frighten the girl’s friends, pretend to be injured by them, and most notoriously, caused utter mayhem for the girl on an important night where she had somewhere even more important to be. That night, the girl’s closest friend came to her defense and frightened the cat so terribly that it jumped out of a tall tower window for fear. Everyone thought the cat surely must be dead. But he landed on his feet and lived, supposedly (they guessed) because he had lives to spare. The black cat was named Lucifer. And the young girl was called... Cinderella.
@mrscollector Disney Princess Hypothesis: Supported
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