granlobomalo

granlobomalo


"All the better to eat you with, my dear."

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cycy 22 comments
granlobomalo · 3 days ago
You clearly missed his whole ‘posting porn to shut down Funsubstance’ thing. I liked the guy but am still reeling from it...
Tiger of the Wind by CantonKid 6 comments
granlobomalo · 4 days ago
I’m only stopping my sulking because an unanswered question AND a wolf were introduced and muscle memory took over: ‘Tigers are blue, wolf-like monsters with horns on their heads, also known as "The Blue Gale" or "Tiger of the Wind." They were first introduced in Monster Rancher 1 as one of the three basic species, being oriented towards speed and special attacks. Besides an array of swift physical attacks, some of their special abilities include shooting electricity from their horns and breathing ice and wind. They are typically depicted living near and around icy mountain peaks or the tundra, but they are also kept as pets by many people. They grew very popular and have appeared in every Monster Rancher video game since.’
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A fund-raiser I can get behind! 5 comments
granlobomalo · 4 days ago
I’m still pouting about the demise of FS and refusing to comment on guest or bot posts, so no.
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Mr. Clean 4 comments
granlobomalo · 5 days ago
Not as beautiful as you, Doc.
Seize your moment 8 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
That is being a man. And applying chapstick like a man. And eating a banana like a man. That man just doesn’t want anyone to think that he enjoys feeling fabulous, that’s all. *frantically chugs beer* *furiously chops wood* *aggressively watches football* *nervously prays no one sees through hypermasculine veneer*
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How To Get Your Presents Early This Christmas 2 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
@xboxgorgo18 You were a pretty active poster and blue star way back when. Are you back? Or is FS just getting really effing bold with recycling old accounts?
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Thanks ad, I would have missed the only people with saturated colours. 4 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
@timebender25 Was this a real ad? Or are you poking fun at FunSubstance’s ‘automated meme farm and placement technology’ - not gonna say the word - as though they placed an ad about it on FS? In which case, I agree.
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Seize your moment 8 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
You rub the chapstick onto your index finger then apply it to your lips with that finger. Or, you hold it as close to the balm as possible and apply it in vertical strokes rather than by drawing a circle around your lips. You didn’t know that? I bet you don’t break off chunks of your banana with your fingers rather than bite it or bite into your popsicle rather than lick it, either. Like you’re all emotionally secure in your sexual identity, or something. (@caqrl is this one of your old accounts being ‘repurposed’?)
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Average day in the life of your friendly neighborhood metalman 9 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
Same here. Those were the first posts I saw when I came back onto FS that day. There are minors on here. And trying to take down FS was just a real eff you to those who want the site to improve not go away. Anyway, everyone’s ranted about this a thousand times over. Welcome back even though you never left.
Average day in the life of your friendly neighborhood metalman 9 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
Ah, I see. You left Discord not FunSubstance. All this talk of people jumping ship and I took that earlier post about you to mean you’d joined them. Well, in any case... glad you never left!
title 12 comments
granlobomalo · 6 days ago
Bitch, you might be.
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Montage: Dogs that are best friends with other animals (FeelGoodSubstance) 6 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
Yeah, I just read all of the chats. Will see how this goes...
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I hate the cold 15 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
Rosalinas wrote
Three lines that looked like haiku.
Nice! Please don’t die, though.
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Montage: Dogs that are best friends with other animals (FeelGoodSubstance) 6 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
I’m glad you consistently try to bring balance to the Force with your comments and posts. Thank you for doing that. I had a wonderful day but I opened this app and it felt like it went away in an instant. @grimreaper might’ve been onto something. Good grief.
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We're all sorry metalman plz come back 9 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
And he was one of the good ones. These last few days have had some real WTF moments. If this keeps up, there might not be much of a FunSubstance to come back to.
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We're all sorry metalman plz come back 9 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
What the... did @metalman leave, too?
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Montage: Dogs that are best friends with other animals (FeelGoodSubstance) 6 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
The recent porn posts really made me question what the hell is happening here. Thank you @xvarnah for doing something positive to maintain some semblance is normalcy and integrity on this site.
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CoMfy 13 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
Anybody else do the ‘encircle yourself with several pillows to mimic the sensation of real body contact’ thing, or is it just me?
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Perfect description 11 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
So majestic! He looks like the kind yet wizened supporting character in GoT who you really start to like but then gets killed off way too soon. I like 4th best. Makes me think of a mean auntie who married rich but stays in a loveless relationship because her cheating husband keeps her dripping in diamonds and furs.
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I aM nOt A rObUtT 4 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
I’m starting to think this site isn’t really being monitored by FS admin or ownership anymore, more like it’s just running on autopilot with a 10:1 ratio of autogenerated posts to member posts. I get that you’d want a site that doesn’t require constant attention but this is a little disconcerting.
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Sorry granlobomalo 4 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
Bot. No one comment. LOL.
When I realized this username wasn't taken 18 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
That’s how strikes and boycotts work. Everyone collectively agrees to participate. The few who don’t aren’t sufficient enough to keep the operation going, or the presence of an angry mob raises enough eyebrows that it’s actions are at least acknowledged. Selective commenting might only be a ripple in the pond but it might get noticed. Thing is ads aren’t post specific. Still need to think this one through. But if we’re ‘angry’ enough about this maybe something other than leaving the site can be done.
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Conehead 1 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
Repost. C’mon, bot. Try harder.
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When I realized this username wasn't taken 18 comments
granlobomalo · 1 week ago
Here’s an idea - what if we all agree only to comment on posts that we know are generated by real humans? Yes, the ‘bots’ give us fresh content but a lot of it is old, not funny, or not relevant. I don’t know if it’ll drive sweeping change on the site but it could be a form of going on strike. Kind of a ‘stick it to The Man’, if you know what I mean... (I will wait patiently for @guest_ to provide the rational counter argument for why this won’t work, LOL.)
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