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Girl pants suck 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Get a belt fuckstick
Jack with an F 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is from the Onion
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Did not expect it from you, EA! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, it does have loot boxes
Luxuriant bizarre remarkable Wombat 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I workat a place that insures mostly delivery buisnesses. First, we dont insure anyone in florida. We only had a little bit of buisness from there, but more than half of our losses were coming from there. The drivers would just hit pedestrians. I dont know how buisnesses in florida get insurance now. Second, the entire industry other than a few companies collapsed. This was largely due to people not checking the driving records and rampant undercutting of prices. Alot of brokers that send the clients to insurers dont even know how to pull the driving records to check them.
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Fool my twice, shame on me 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is beautiful. Eggcelent work guys!
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Water Garden in Japan 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I just saw this on Pinterest and I can here to see if this is real and I'm reading the comments and you guys seriously need to chill out. You seem so angsty. Just come over to Pinterest- everyone is so much more chilled there. Just breath kiddos it's just bear island thing. Deep breath in deep breath out
Did not expect it from you, EA! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Honestly I don't think they're going to try and replace Fortnite. Apex Legends feels like it was made by Respawn people who saw the battle royale genre emerge and went "whoa, that's awesome and has given me a ton of creative inspiration, I wanna make one!" rather than by EA people who went "whoa, that's a lot of people, we need to capture them all so we can get their money!" Apex Legends doesn't want to be the best Fortnite or take Fortnite's playerbase, they're happy to just provide variety in the genre and show that there can be more than one "best game" in a genre.
Great, now I'm scared to get a prostate... 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
<outstanding move meme>
Not mine, but spreading the word! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please. Ignore where posts. Vile, wretched and most close minded place. There are a few good people there, but they're drowned out by idiots and ignorance.
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Today on things that happened 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
people who are outgoing enough to ask a stranger to take their picture are not extremely likely to cut all further communication with said stranger, i mean come on.
Mindf**k movies 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lucky number slevin
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Well duh 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
excuse me but what the fuck is a 'value'? other than some generic capitalistic term used by the people who try to justify how a CEO is entitled to a 1000x a worker's pay i mean.
Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Indian food is *technically* white people food.
Luxuriant bizarre remarkable Wombat 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Worked at a zoo for a few years and they fucked me over on my pay slip I left, I can also say that 95% of animal deaths at said zoo where caused by employees their, we'd just tell the media that oh yeah 8 yrs for a red panda is a long life when in fact most zoos red pandas can usually reach 15, that's just one of the few animals we've had pass multiple times and then forged age numbers
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Well duh 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Says the poor.
Who am I kidding. I’m poor too.
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Because it's true 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then you are an idiot
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Getting to know funsubsters 74 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Done ;)
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99% yeah 1% nah you're lucky 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
True story
Luxuriant bizarre remarkable Wombat 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Those sort of retail markups are the industry norm. "50% off!!" - and they're still making 300-400%
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When someone's after your job, but you have a license to kill 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The last bond that had a license to thrill was roger moore... Bond was never the same after that... That blond guy was a brute in comparison(no offence) ;)
Watching the lion king 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Get a new tv
Keep him fighting! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Absolute true fact in the USA. And the majority of shelters for abused spouses won't even take men. And in the whole continental US there is only ONE shelter for men. One.
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No chromo 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Night at the museum 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Luxuriant bizarre remarkable Wombat 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you overdraw your account at the bank 9 times out of 10 it's your own fault.
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Night at the museum 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wait a minute 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pretty sure this is a yes.
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Sears has filed for bankruptcy, and this photo is a gem 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Arrange them to say arses
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Don't lie to yourself 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe I don't speak for all teachers when I say this, but at my school, we teachers are practically throwing points at students who do their work. You wrote your name at the top of a worksheet and did one problem out of 10? Sounds like a 50 to me! You got half the questions wrong but still completed the entire homework assignment? 70! Teachers can give as many points as they want for assignments, but the one thing we can't do is give points for work that hasn't been attempted or turned in. All we can give for that is a zero.
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Wait a second hold up 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And they both wear a vest
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Hmm 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What do you mean by "doing down"?
Well duh 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The issue is about balance. Yeah, the CEO makes more because he is responsible for more, but he could shave an almost imperceptible amount of his salary and it would profoundly impact the pay of employees.
Also, just want to point out, in half a day, he is earning more than the employee will earn in an entire year.
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Daily Hubble photo. Day20. Hubble captures view of "Mystic Mountain" 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like someone with a club about to smite a bear..
Shiny and chrome 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So. If I am guessing correctly, some Sangoma (African witch doctor) probably came up with this story, and let's be honest, these are the same people who use the body parts of Albinos in twisted rituals. And prescribe Draino for a sore stomach (this I know for a fact, the woman didn't make it)
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Who wants to live there with me ? 45 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where is it?
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When someone's after your job, but you have a license to kill 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would love to see Idris Elba as James Bond. First of all, he's such a terrific actor, he played already two total Icons in the grey area between crime and law (Stringer Belle and Luther), he's super sexy (I'm a heterosexual man and that's what I see) and he's got the natural elegance and relaxed dominance a Bond needs. And then also I'd love to see all those triggered crackerheads implode, as they couldn't even try to rationalize their bigotry and hatred, cause he'd be just fucking perfect. So much winning
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At least the house looks good 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Furthermore, if there are guests over and he doesn’t volunteer to clean with you.... then he’s an ass. Even if there HAD been guests coming over, leaving your fiancé to do all the work while you sit on your ass is a dick move. The lying and manipulation is just the cherry on top of the asshole sundae. Dump him.
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Indeed 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also this literally doesn’t say anything about her dating them. She’s just talking about success, and how what you’ve earned is more impressive than showing off what your parents have earned. Like..... how are you gonna make up some misogynistic nonsense when you can’t even read
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Vaccinate your cr*tch goblins 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Exactly because I feel like some of their fears are rooted in rational or at least understandable conclusions (there IS a big pharma, doctors don’t always have your best interests, the human impulse of fear is greater than the desire for reward, etc etc), and I’d like to understand why people become antivaxxers in order to understand how to combat it. Ideally ex-antivaxxers who know how they fell into that mindset and what changed it specifically. Because obviously us shouting facts at them isn’t working.
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Describe this face 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
chongo
Well duh 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
bitch??? no CEO has ever given me my fucking McFish fuck you mean "value"
Tom behind the register has more value to me than whatever fuckin gross ass CEO runs these shitty fast food chains
Hong Kong has some places beyond reasonable density 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
fifth element anyone?
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Daaaamn, single dad getting work done 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Neither kid looks like a daughter, though?!
Spot it 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Here I was, thinking this place was better than niengag... Guess racists abide everywhere.
Why I turned viral on again 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes
Well duh 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Eat the rich
When you are one of Santa’s elves 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you
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Indeed 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Damn truth bitches be money hungry not understanding
Pro tip! 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Next level thinking
Well duh 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Does anyone actually believe this swill?
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