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Shrek 2 has the best soundtrack 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
well, because it wasn't better
Take your Time. Papa's shouldn't Hide their Emotions. What is your Story? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, i Posted this Pic, that i made myself, on 24 Nov 18.
What the hell is this?!
Won't somebody please think of the chicken? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, I'll help.... *snatches money* now run along. *chicken grease sizzles*
True dat 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I feel like these are not comparable
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Girl who used to be paralysed visits her nurse 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
this is one of the cutest things i've ever seen
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I'll take 2 please 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I grew up in Kansas, all the theaters and drive ins sold giant pickles.
Fingers crossed 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I might just leave
This. Smh 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hated those assholes. I just eventually stopped making jokes because of it.
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True dat 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
LUCY *jingle jingle* *drum hit* * guitar strum* DIAMONDS
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See no evil speak no evil 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
can you be fucking normal
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Biracial twins, Lucy and Maria 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everytime I see them I am reminded how pretty they are
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Americans are... Americans 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i knew about nicaragua because I paid attention in classes
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I’m guilty 55 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lynn is also crazy common
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I’m guilty 55 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Renee is my middle name
Finally a faithful looking game adaptation 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The fact that that was your first though suggests you may be a furry.
Guidelines for possibly the biggest movie of the century 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jesus, it must be like thesaurus went extinct on his planet.
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Clint eastwood 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i heard conflicting things about both this movie's making process and clint eastwood himself ... :S it's a nice enough movie if you like old racist fucks who hate everything except their golden retriever .... i know he's got this whole change of heart or whatever which we're supposed to embrace intensely but he could still really use some fucking chill.
kids now days 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Like Hell we didnt do dumb shit...Warning Labels are there to protect the manufacture from Law Suits...Grow a brain..
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Former Cheerleader engagement picture 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He looks like a good cheerleader.
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Monkey bong 64 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Honkey Pong
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Purple thinkable Dove 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
of course they know!?!? do you think because they're animals that makes them stupid? they know better than people sometimes, that why they tend to hide away in some corner and wait for death in peace undisturbed.
if there's any species on this planet has the issues of thinking they're immortal it's us, pal. i mean heloooo, look at all those people texting while driving.
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F**k, f**k, f**k FUUUCK!!! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unblurr faces like these they deserve to be ridiculed
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We need some Christian rap in here 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Search Bizzle (God over Money)
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Automatic wooden farm gate 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whats the point?
Nice Girls are not complicated!! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want money out of both.
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Excuse me, what the *** 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is the onion.
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Odin was full of it 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
a fucking asshole you mean
Americans are... Americans 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
a whiny american, how original
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Americans are... Americans 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh boy an anti American post.... how original
This actually happens a lot 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As a customer, I always provide food/snacks and drinks for technicians. You guys work pretty hard and I'm pretty sure you'll be exhausted afterwards. Just trying to treat others how I wanna be treated.
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Purple thinkable Dove 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
wellll... if you're good with guns and have a backyard handy where nobody will call the cops if they hear you shoot your dog, i'd say go for it. the dog will definitelly feel less stressed at its home backyard with only owner being present than at the vet's place.
i'm the first one to point fingers at americans for being crazy gun people but in this case, i'm pretty sure it might be a good solution. it's not like the dog's gonna go through a thinking process of 'oh no my human has betrayed me and is going to murder me in cold blood with the boomy shooty thing'. they can only tell you care and love them very much.
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This is MADNESS 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The point is that people can't afford them. Not where they come from
The swanfather 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or, on a non-German keyboard, Niess.
This is MADNESS 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You must be from a small town. I like in the new York / new Jersey area and people 100% abuse the system. Maybe 12% don't. The reason this is being brought up because it's occurring more and more. My mom was a single mom since I was born and she started working 2 jobs right away. Thank God I never lived off welfare. And even in our lowest lows we never went to get it. But there's people who do the math according to how many kids they got so they can get more money and it's disgusting.
Internet funnymen 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Girls are now past pumpkin spice (and Ugg boots) and are currently into licking buttholes and bitching about enormous student loans they took out willingly to major in something with little monetary return.

And avocados, for some reason. 2019 will probably be the last year for that, it appears.
Lent 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity...
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****ing Millennials 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The headline is "tongue in cheek." It's actually a good thing to reduce the need for the divorce "industry." But at least someone managed to get offended by that, so it's true to Milennial form.
Nippy Snik Snake 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
These are nothing new. Usually sold in novelty shops in tourist areas.
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Guidelines for possibly the biggest movie of the century 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I dont think i can wait 81 for another biggest one...said no marvel fans
Ahahaha, I'm hilarious 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A beautiful bouquet
Nice Girls are not complicated!! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We want flowers not out of obligation but out of genuine feeling.
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Remember when Professor X beats Starlord's ass? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The u in fuck is from the keyboard and the u in you is shown by the guy’s tooth
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This is MADNESS 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Taxes should go towards medical care for people who are already here and to scientific funding and education, not funding food stamps for unnecessary children - adopt orphans instead, does it really matter about raising a child that has your own eye or skin color? That's very vain
Remember when Professor X beats Starlord's ass? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They got a wacky keyboard with two 'u' keys then
every time 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Still better than McDonald's food honestly. I swear those buns make you feel less full
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Snitches get stitches 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I lost family because if irresponsible drivers like this. Good on the kid for doing that.
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Don't enter a swan's home 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Especially when your nipples are in range of its beak.
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This is MADNESS 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm guessing you two aren't very old.
First, you're arguing something written on the back of a truck.
Second, "something happening" doesn't automatically qualify you for government assistance in the U.S. Having children makes a big difference, but if have any type of asset - house, car, property, money - the government won't lift a finger to help you. You have to be destitute or close to it before the government will even think about helping you. What happens is people have kids early, get on Medicaid for the kid, get food stamps, find low income housing, and then get stuck. They can't earn over a certain amount or they lose benefits, yet they can't support themselves and their kids(s) without assistance. If you have more kids, you not only get more benefits, but you can actually own more stuff and still qualify for benefits. So, people have more kids, because...why not? What else are they going to do?
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This hotel I'm at has a train inside it with rooms inside of it 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Crowne plaza Indianapolis, Indiana :)
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Tuba Swimming Pool 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Idiots that's a trambone
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