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Bullet controll 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yes, yes because raising the prices, thereby making it harder for law abiding citizens to acquire whatever is being raised, ALWAYS fixes the problem. It worked with alcohol and drugs SO well!
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Gag reflex 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
lol i'd go porn before prostitution.
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Wear what you want 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You just watched a girl change her clothes 8 times and sexy time did not happen? A moment of silence for our bro in the friendzone.
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We're Just Here To Keep You Safe From The Lesbianism, Sir... 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's ok if the girls say "no homo" before hand.
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Forever and ever and ever 41 comments
guest · 10 years ago
To be perfectly honest, I don't believe The Hunger Games deserves to be up there. I hope you all don't get upset, but they just doesn't do it for me.
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So time travel exists? 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think we're seeing photoshop!
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She is 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Guess who's desperately TRYING to pass math?
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Gaaaaaaay 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He'd NEVER say that!
me at parties 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Haha that 1 girl knows what's up.
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Murican food prices 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But not 7 dollars! There's prolly like 2 dollars worth of ingredients in that salad...at most!
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Fist vs Face in Slo-Mo 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And that, kids, is how people get brain damage.
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Magic meaning puberty 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I second that.
This is why women live longer than men 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
On the A/C unit, where is the guy's other leg!?
Let me rub your back for 20 seconds 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Lol and every gf ever: "Mmmmmm that made me so sleepy, come nap with me hunney." and you end up NEVER having sex. lol
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After that finale 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Honestly, it was only good because of NPH. Take his character out and you got nothin. That being said, I still liked it enough to watch it.
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What a time to be alive, for real 27 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Same thing with y2k, that was totally a nonissue.
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It is one of my favorite quotes 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why does Allison Hannigan look chinese in that pic? Am I the only one who sees that?
He sounds like an idiot 36 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nah, he's just blazed is all.
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Long Tumblr post, but it's very funny! 27 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhh, well I just looked at my right hand.
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Love my girl 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Is that the same guy who took the car photo where he's holding up his hand like "don't take my picture"?
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Long Tumblr post, but it's very funny! 27 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They go backwards too. Mine was 6th row from the bottom. There are lots of gf's if you count diagonals too. Not sure the rules on this one.
He sounds like an idiot 36 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not really sure what's going on with the rasta banana, but the mere fact that you have a penguin means I love you.
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Long Tumblr post, but it's very funny! 27 comments
guest · 10 years ago
found asdfloasjdfn!
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Long Tumblr post, but it's very funny! 27 comments
guest · 10 years ago
found qwew.
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What a Weird Place To Do Math Homework 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
For God's sake, don't touch it!
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Dilemma 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Do I still have my 2014 knowledge of Hitler or am I just some random 1933 German resident?
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That has got to be illEAGLE 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The Hobbit was one book! God, I hate movies sometimes!
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He's got a point... 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And I'm not just being a troll here. I swear.
He's got a point... 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's not an excuse. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean that other people don't. Snowballers unite! I suppose anal sex is out of the question huh?
Seriously, tell me, but pick one 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
they want your money.
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He's got a point... 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Cum is NOT gross. I mean, I'm not gonna spread in on toast or anything, but it's part of sex and sex is great.
Oops 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
AND they can't even park properly.
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That's a good plan 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You're not allowed to masturbate in your cell? That seems kinda cruel and unusual.
Choo choo, all aboard the feels train 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That damn cartoon gets me every time.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE [GYN] 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Too fast, are they cockroaches?
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To the employee who opened and setup my new iPad at the Apple Store today 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's how employees get hurt.
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not Photoshop 32 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's only kelp. Actually, makes it a hassle to surf in because it slows you down.
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Daddy problems 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I didn't get it at first and then I was like "awwwwwwww"
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Careful... Careful 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ouch...she just tried to go too fast at the end there.
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Careful... Careful 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Kids. That's why.
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Someone Finally Said It.... 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Personally, I don't find that true. Now I'm only speaking about relationships here, but when you're with a good man, he won't think that you're a hysterical psycho for showing some emotion as long as you don't act like a hysterical psycho when you express your emotions. Expressing emotion doesn't have to be an all or nothing response and GOOD men WANT to hear what is going on in your head.
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Do you want to eat it? 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
hahahahahahaha Funniest thing I've seen on Funsubstance!
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White Jesus is Bible fan-fiction 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He looks surprised and sad at the same time.
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Cat kissing a baby beluga whale 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ya I was about to say, more like tasting. lol
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Artificial rain to remove smog in China 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That actually looks like the alien machines in War of the Worlds.
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What men wants 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's why guys and girls (gays notwithstanding) can really never be friends. And before you counter with "That's not true, I have plenty of girls who are friends." Realize that you would sleep with these women given the opportunity.
What men wants 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
While you and Fred make great points, men pretty much do everything they do for sex.
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She's not so dumb 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That was the funniest conversation I've read on funsubstance so far.
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I'm done 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Is that from SNL?
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Is this the future of McDonalds packaging!? 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Because the 44 oz supersize drink would just fall out. haha
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