To the employee who opened and setup my new iPad at the Apple Store today

That's how employees get hurt.

If you were a real geek you wouldn't be buying an Apple

Another entry on the long list of reasons Apple sucks, In this case they are treating their customers like they are idiots that can't to do it for themselves.

He MUST be a real geek. Too much social anxiety to speak the fuck up.

At least the sales rep at the store where I bought my iPod asked before he did. I said, "Nah, I have a friend who will do that for me."

It's one does not simply! (Sorry I'm a LotR geek)