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We dont want him to fail, we know what happens when that happens... (WWII flashbacks)

this is impossible, even more than monsters hiding under your bed. there's room under the bed whereas there is absolutely no room behind your eye for anything, much less a bunch of eyelashes, i promise.
the eyeball is stuck in a tight sheat and attached right to the brain with a thick cord of a nerve. the fibrous sheath the eyeball is covered it is pHYSICALLY ATTACHED to the eyeball all around it, in a shape of a rigng which is roughly in the half of it. the places where things that "fall in the eye" can go, are limited to the upper and lower eyelid recess, which reach as far back as the prementioned "attachement ring". you can easily enough inspect both these recesses by pulling your eyelid away from the eye a little and inverting the upper on (that one has a deeper recess). however, unless you know how to do it, i do not reccomend any attempts to invert your actual upper eyelid home, alone, with nobody to help re-invert it, in case it gets stuck and you panick.

what is time to be alive

I am a woman and I have absolutely no idea what this means

I will!

thanks for ruining my life

yasssssssssss

Literally just came back from Edinburgh ! its amazing

Hand me another brick

Mature enough to proceed without parental consent.

Thats hilarious

The title could have been so much better

Humming kitten ratfairy? Is that a doll or a tiny woman?

yey

She fucked the dog

Don't get married.

sillicon valley 3 season in 1 day

if the first enemy doesn't kill her, the cold she will catch in a minute will

door opening in the wrong direction.

*hard eyeroll* Women have been strong back then, nobody denies that. But they were strong with fewer rights and less recognition. Women now are strong by fighting for their rights and recognition. Why pit then and now against each other?

"make a reminder for [day] at [time]"
(ok, what would you like to be reminded about?)
"[state reminder]"
(ok, etc)

Spider cat

We should stop calling mumble rap "rap" and just make it it's own genre called mumble.

One question. Did you ride to school on the short bus?

Is that the son had had while slamming the housekeeper on the side?

Oh wow nice

Spider web? Maybe they meant a Harvard SOCIAL Scientist, who spent all his/her/its/their time in Gender Studies and didn't have time for math and physics.

That person is SO stupid! It's called an ENGINE, not a motor.

Engines are driven by fuel, motors by electricity.

So the black is the bad? Racists.

Fucking straight up awesome.

Bieber is cool now. Well, maybe not that cool.. but he's much less annoying.

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Bless.

God bless you officer.

Also been trying to design a similar plane,i think you got it right!

SSDGM

Is it a guy or a girl narrating?

Don’t care if you have to charge me for it, I need more condiments!