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ummm 26 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Excuse me, but I identify as an attack helicopter!

guest · 5 years ago

He looked at his father, Space Hitler, and said there’s still good in him. He looked at his teenage nephew, awkward nerd from teen film, and said he’s got to die. This logic is what makes me hate The Last Jedi.

Arocasedu onemon gulosse 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Silent Bob has the ultimate wingman.

Stickers most of us should get 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

“Went to work sober” ..scratch and sniff vodka sticker

We have a little bromance going on here 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

This is bromance

Source? 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Shit, my dyslexic self didn't even catch that. The one perk to being dyslexic is sometimes it actually accurately autocorrects stuff.

That's work for you... 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Huh

The states need to make up their mind when it's OK and not ok 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Plus he was hilarious
*and yeah im your negro amigo*

Santa made it all the way to Brazil. After that 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Santa??? I KNOW HIM!!!

I'm not Lion it's There 60 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Oh yea thanks!

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Insta had me dead 23 comments

guest · 5 years ago

None direction

Insta had me dead 23 comments

guest · 5 years ago

News Kids on the rock

Worth the read, I promise 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I was going to say that it was on a showtime comedy skit in the 1970' s

Maybe Mexico will pay for kids' education instead 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

True, but they all have their own interests at heart and they choose to screw the poor and middle class first.

Every time I go to apple store 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I do that to lol

I really like this coffee and my regular coffee pot died 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I have a bodum French press and I use a really fine grind coffee that it filters really well. I recommend it if that’s not what you’re using, the mesh is really fine.

The states need to make up their mind when it's OK and not ok 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

If you’d watch the film, you’d understand why he wore blackface.

Kinda late on the pet train, but here you go! 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Is that a human ear?

Two teddy bears, many years later 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Also, cribs used to have slats a little farther apart than they are allowe to now, which led to a few strangling deaths. Most of us survived, but for a few families it was tragic. So, "my baby is using my old crib" might sound cute, but could be a bad idea. Same with toys...we,know more now than we did then. The first two things I noticed were those choking hazard eyes and that choking/strangling hazard neck ribbon. There's a high chance that nothing would go wrong, but the consequences are huge in a few cases.

Big Mac-ish 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Shame that Burger King can't spell, or knows how and when to use an apostrophe.

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DEEP FRIED CHICKEN 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Not a bad meme but.. this is by all means a where repost

Teaching kids is hard work 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The twins fell in at the same time in the same way

Self care 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Any bets on what they're high on?

title 23 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Girl has some attitude. I like it. Fiery latinas <3

Fun fact: Animals, like people, also enjoy music 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Little cattos

Tangible oceanic Dotterel 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I hate women like this. What the hell was the point of swiping on me if you won’t make the effort to converse? And why is the onus on me to put the effort forward?

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Life advice right here 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I blacked my eye falling in the bathtub off the toilet once.

Legit oc 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Why

Keeping FS alive with some of my art 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

And then you hung yourself?

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Going minimalistic this season 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

A tad late tard,,, try again next December

ummm 26 comments

guest · 5 years ago

There's only two human genders. Male or female. Otherwise is mental illness.

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Sorry to hear about your mum’s skydiving accident 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

That is dang funny!

How tall are you guys ? 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Eagles fan eh?

When you create a problem then use the problem to scare people 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

MS-13 started in California to protect illegal Salvadorian immigrants. Deportation didn't create the problem. Ignoring immigration laws did.

I bless the rain down in Africa 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

It's a half of a glass of water

Anon defenestrates his cat 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

What happens if the cat is still in it?

Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 38 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

This unpleasantly reminds me of the FNAF animatronics. Like, these things definitely stalked and hunted caveman fazzbear employees.

Ffs Todd 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

We can’t bring Todd anywhere

Guilty 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

White people drink coffee like this, but black people drink coffee like dis.

Hockey 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

my boss' daughter is like 12 and she told me her classmates fought do the next day, a dad of one of them showed up and slapped the other kid. the day after that the other dad showed up and slapped the kid whose dad slapped his kid the day before.
i don't know what happend afterwards but like ... WILD TIMES

Pie bird 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

what in the name of the lord is a pie bird ???

What the actual **** dad 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

that's horribly irrespinsible, and to do such a shitty thing to your own children??? what the actual fuck.

Lady Gaga taken seriously 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

But how she decides to dress should have no bearing on whether or not she’s a good musician and songwriter. Many artists are eccentric, it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be taken seriously as artists.

Youtube terminates pokemon channel 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Thank goodness, I love that man

True story tho 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Guest doesn’t understand that Nazi Germany and nuclear weapons never existed at the same time. Why would we make strategic military plans pertaining to the Nazis around a weapon that didn’t even exist? “Not talking about 1945” so you’re suggesting either pre-1945 or post-1945. Pre-1945 obviously impossible to nuke the Nazis because the bombs didn’t exist. Post-1945 literally impossible to nuke the Nazis because they (Nazi Germany) didn’t exist.

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This is the tardy note my husband sent to school with our 16 YR OLD DAUGHTER 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

your husband writes like a 6 year old

I like this guy... 19 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Wow...you go whom ever did this

True story tho 24 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I'm not talking about in 1945 though, the war lasted almost 6 years yet USA didn't even think of nuking Germany. Yet Japan joined around 1940 and they were nuked just because they wouldn't surrender? Had Nazi Germany continued, do you think the US would even think of nuking them to end it? I don't think so, and what about the Japanese population in USA?

relatable 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

As a first year teacher surrounded by 20+ year teachers, I can relate. The challenge is not letting your students know you understand their memes and references.

Just think about it 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Why aren’t Lakes salry